Farm Joke(s)

[Genipher]

I'm new to this site so if this is in the wrong place, someone feel free to move me.

Found this joke and immediately thought of sharing it with this forum:

An old farmer wins the ten million dollar lottery and is being interviewed. The reporter asked what he is going to do with all the money.
"Oh, I reckon the first thing I'll do is go and pay a few bills."
"And what about the rest?" the reporter continued.
The farmer shrugs, "Well, I guess they'll just have to wait."

Can anyone relate?

I thought it might be fun to share some clean jokes. Unless there's already a thread like this out there somewhere...

 

[CYGChickies]

I sympathize haha!

Also: Welcome to BYH! So glad to have you!

CYG

 

[redtailgal]

Goto the main index and scroll all the way down, you will find alot of other subtopics there, as well as the one for jokes and fun stuff!

 

[Ms. Research]

Oh so true. But you can fit that in today's finances on individuals also. But I've worked on a Cow farm in my younger years, and a farmers bills NEVER stop.

Welcome to the forum. Really liked the joke.

 

[that's*satyrical]

HA! Ain't that the truth!!

 

[flemish lops]

It's funny but very true.

 

[greybeard]

Disclaimer--I don't know much about goats, but this sounds about right.

On the first day of the new school year, the Teacher asks Little Johnny's class:
If you have 20 goats and 3 get out of the fence, how many do you have left?

Susie answers:
17 goats left!

Teacher says:
That's correct Susie!

Johnny jumps up and says: No it's not Teacher--Susie is wrong!!

Teacher: Why Johnny, you were supposed to learn subtraction last year, and now it seems you have forgotten all you learned.

Johnny: I may not know subtraction Teacher, but I know goats. 3 get out, they ALL get out. The right answer is zero!

 

[TheSheepGirl]

Disclaimer--I don't know much about goats, but this sounds about right.

On the first day of the new school year, the Teacher asks Little Johnny's class:
If you have 20 goats and 3 get out of the fence, how many do you have left?

Susie answers:
17 goats left!

Teacher says:
That's correct Susie!

Johnny jumps up and says: No it's not Teacher--Susie is wrong!!

Teacher: Why Johnny, you were supposed to learn subtraction last year, and now it seems you have forgotten all you learned.

Johnny: I may not know subtraction Teacher, but I know goats. 3 get out, they ALL get out. The right answer is zero!

LOL so true!! True of sheep and Chickens too.