Hykue
Chillin' with the herd
It might not be you, it might be your shears! (That's the short story . . . if you desire to read the long story, see below. But you already know the punchline.)
I have been trying with VERY little success to get my two new goats' feet all trimmed up and purty. The breeder trimmed Dash for me when I picked her up, but she has some insanely fast hoof growth, so she was starting to need it again. Dot's feet weren't awful, but it was clear that they had not been done to that perfect shape for a long time . . . like maybe eight years . . . her whole life. She didn't have elf shoes or anything, but her toes were splayed and the toes were too long - her dewclaws were way closer to the ground than they should have been. Way closer.
I bought a pair of "hoof rot shears" for sheep at the feed store where I got my goat ration. I was very proud to have found and acquired the correct tool for the job before I even had my goats. They didn't have any hoof shears here in town. The first time I tried to use them, I had an H-E-doublehockeysticks of a time trying to cut with them at all, not to mention cut carefully and neatly. I thought I just was really bad at it. I persevered. Dot tried to be patient, but she can eat her (very small) grain ration in about 15 seconds, which left her with about 9 minutes and 45 seconds of waiting for me to finish her back right hoof. I never could get it, and I kept thinking . . . next time. I actually think that her hoof was growing faster than I could cut it, and I was trying to cut it every other night.
Today, I finally went into town again. I had a list of goatie accessories (and medications) that I wanted to have on hand . . . needles, syringes, scour-stop, iodine, red cell, etc. I did have "surform or rasp" on my list, because it was clear that I was incapable of using shears, so I thought I'd try a rasp. While I was looking for a surform at the first store I went to, I saw some aviation snips. I thought to myself, "Self, lupinfarm uses aviation snips." So I got them too. And I thought to myself, "Self, cmjust0 uses a hoof knife." So I got one of those too. Then I got some small pruners. Then I went to another store and got some slightly larger pruners and a surform. Apparently I was feeling a little nuts . . .
So I got home, took the goats out to the good pasture, got their feet as wet as they'll ever get here, brought them in, put Dot up on the stanchion, and tried the "proper" hoof shears one last time. No dice. I got out the pruners that I had bought, which I thought might be the best bet - they look a lot like the "orange-handled shears" everyone on here seems to looove. I thought they were too small. I thought they weren't powerful enough. I skeptically applied them to Dot's hoof. I skeptically squeezed them. They snipped shut instantly. I was sure that they had slipped off, but no! They worked like a hot knife through butter!
So, if you are having a nasty ol' time trying to trim hooves for the first time, before your throw your hands up in despair, try a different tool. If you can afford it, buy a whole whack of them and return the ones you don't use the next time you're in town. That's what I'm going to do!
I have been trying with VERY little success to get my two new goats' feet all trimmed up and purty. The breeder trimmed Dash for me when I picked her up, but she has some insanely fast hoof growth, so she was starting to need it again. Dot's feet weren't awful, but it was clear that they had not been done to that perfect shape for a long time . . . like maybe eight years . . . her whole life. She didn't have elf shoes or anything, but her toes were splayed and the toes were too long - her dewclaws were way closer to the ground than they should have been. Way closer.
I bought a pair of "hoof rot shears" for sheep at the feed store where I got my goat ration. I was very proud to have found and acquired the correct tool for the job before I even had my goats. They didn't have any hoof shears here in town. The first time I tried to use them, I had an H-E-doublehockeysticks of a time trying to cut with them at all, not to mention cut carefully and neatly. I thought I just was really bad at it. I persevered. Dot tried to be patient, but she can eat her (very small) grain ration in about 15 seconds, which left her with about 9 minutes and 45 seconds of waiting for me to finish her back right hoof. I never could get it, and I kept thinking . . . next time. I actually think that her hoof was growing faster than I could cut it, and I was trying to cut it every other night.
Today, I finally went into town again. I had a list of goatie accessories (and medications) that I wanted to have on hand . . . needles, syringes, scour-stop, iodine, red cell, etc. I did have "surform or rasp" on my list, because it was clear that I was incapable of using shears, so I thought I'd try a rasp. While I was looking for a surform at the first store I went to, I saw some aviation snips. I thought to myself, "Self, lupinfarm uses aviation snips." So I got them too. And I thought to myself, "Self, cmjust0 uses a hoof knife." So I got one of those too. Then I got some small pruners. Then I went to another store and got some slightly larger pruners and a surform. Apparently I was feeling a little nuts . . .
So I got home, took the goats out to the good pasture, got their feet as wet as they'll ever get here, brought them in, put Dot up on the stanchion, and tried the "proper" hoof shears one last time. No dice. I got out the pruners that I had bought, which I thought might be the best bet - they look a lot like the "orange-handled shears" everyone on here seems to looove. I thought they were too small. I thought they weren't powerful enough. I skeptically applied them to Dot's hoof. I skeptically squeezed them. They snipped shut instantly. I was sure that they had slipped off, but no! They worked like a hot knife through butter!
So, if you are having a nasty ol' time trying to trim hooves for the first time, before your throw your hands up in despair, try a different tool. If you can afford it, buy a whole whack of them and return the ones you don't use the next time you're in town. That's what I'm going to do!