Have your goats read any goat books?

[Mini-M Ranch]

We have a little doeling who does a lot of things that people claim goats "won't do" or "don't like" -- my husband says she must not have read any books about how she is supposed to behave.

Should I read them to her? She is a baby, after all. She can't be expected to know how to read yet... She probably just doesn't know that goats don't like to have their ears rubbed. Maybe her mommy never told her that goats don't like to eat the hay that falls out of the feeder onto the ground.

Does someone need to read a goat behavior book to any of your goats?

 

[cmjust0]

Yep.

We have one goat who apparently missed Goat School they day they were instructed to be herd animals. It's not uncommon to have all the goats way over here grazing together, and then there's weirdo...way over there, all by her lonesome.

She kidded a huge singleton doeling last year and they hang out "alone together" a lot now.. Still, it's not uncommon to see the herd, then wierdo over yonder, and weirdo daughter way off somewhere else..

I told my wife the other day that either one would make a fine "only" goat... Maybe we should look for a weird loner buck to breed these two...see if the offspring are super extra loner weirdos. Seriously, I'm sure there would be a market for goats that don't need herdmates to be OK, given that people are goatin' it up in their suburban backyards now...a "one goat minimum" would be a huge advantage!

 

[lilhill]

We have a little doeling who does a lot of things that people claim goats "won't do" or "don't like" -- my husband says she must not have read any books about how she is supposed to behave.

Should I read them to her? She is a baby, after all. She can't be expected to know how to read yet... She probably just doesn't know that goats don't like to have their ears rubbed. Maybe her mommy never told her that goats don't like to eat the hay that falls out of the feeder onto the ground.

Does someone need to read a goat behavior book to any of your goats?

Don't underestimate their "reading" ability. I made the mistake of hanging the "Does Secret Code of Honor" up in one of the kidding stalls, and now they ALL have read it and adhere to it religiously. Too late to remove it as they've memorized it word for word.

For those of you who haven't read it yet, enjoy and then burn it.

Doe's Secret Code of Honor

The doe's secret code of honor is as old as goats themselves and is ultimately the species best kept secret. No doe shall ever kid before its time. (Its time being determined by the following factors):

1- No kid shall be born until total chaos has been reached by all involved. Your owner's house must be a wreck, their family hungry and desperate for clean clothes, and their social life nonexistent.

2- "Midwives" must reach the babbling fool status before you kid out. Bloodshot eyes, tangled hair and the inability to form a sentence mean the time is getting close.

3- For every bell, beeper, camera or whistle they attach to you, kidding must be delayed by at least one day for each item. If they use an audio monitor, one good yell per hour will keep things interesting.

4- If you hear the words, "She's nowhere near ready. She'll be fine while we're away for the weekend," Wait until they load the car, then begin pushing!

5- Owner stress must be at an all time high! If you are in the care of someone else, ten to fifteen phone calls a day is a sign you're getting close.

6- When you hear the words "I can't take it anymore!" wait at least three more days.

7- You must keep this waiting game interesting. False alarms are mandatory! Little teasers such as looking at your stomach, pushing your food around in the bucket and then walking away from it, and nesting, are always good for a rise. Be creative and find new things to do to keep the adrenaline pumping in those who wait.

8- The honor of all goats is now in your hands. Use this time to avenge all of your barn mates. Think about your friend who had to wear that silly costume in front of those people. Hang onto that baby for another day. OH, they made him do tricks too! Three more days seems fair. Late feedings, the dreaded diet, bad haircuts, those awful wormings can also be avenged at this time.

9- If you have fulfilled all of the above and are still not sure when to have the kids, listen to the weather forecast on the radio that has been so generously provided by those who wait. Severe storm warning is what you're waiting for. In the heart of the storm jump into action!

10- The power could go out and you could have the last laugh. You have a good chance of those who wait missing the whole thing while searching for a flashlight that works!

11- Make the most of your interrupted nights. Beg for food each time someone comes into the barn to check you. Your barn mates will love you as the extra goodies fall their way too.

Remember, this code of honor was designed to remind man of how truly special goats are. Do your best to reward those who wait with a beautiful doeling to carry on the Doe Code of Honor for the next generation of those who wait.

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[trestlecreek]

Yeah,..mine have read the book that says: "You rule your owner, don't let the owner rule you!"
Most of mine are brats with a capital B!! Who could resist those cute little faces?:bun I fall for it every single time. I'm a sucker.