Leftovers

[GrassFarmerGalloway]

Here is a very simple recipe for leftovers:

Ingredients:

A fridge

Food

Someone with a strong stomache

Instructions:

Search through fridge. Pick out various odd foodstuffs. Check for mold. Smell. If it smells like it's more than a year old, then it's probably not a good idea to eat it.

Reheat. Note: This doesn't work with all foods. Sometimes it just makes the food more gross than it already is. Especially if it's gooey, smelly and juicy to begin with. And still moving.

Feed to children. Tell them it's good for them so they eat it.

My pathetic attempt at a joke.

 

[Farmer Kitty]

 

[GrassFarmerGalloway]

Yay! Someone found it funny!

 

[Kute Kitten]

I'm a kid. I don't find it funny. I know it's for a joke, but it sounds gross!

 

[wynedot55]

every1 calls me the human garbage disposal.so i love leftovers.if theres anything left.

 

[Thewife]

Hey!
That's what I had for dinner!
I found a hunk of buffalo steak!
I didn't check for moldI If I had found some, I would not have any any dinner at all!

 

[GrassFarmerGalloway]

I'm a kid. I don't find it funny. I know it's for a joke, but it sounds gross!

 

[GrassFarmerGalloway]

Hey!
That's what I had for dinner!
I found a hunk of buffalo steak!
I didn't check for moldI If I had found some, I would not have any any dinner at all!

MAYBE YOU JUST ATE MOLD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

 

[Farmer Kitty]

I'm a kid. I don't find it funny. I know it's for a joke, but it sounds gross!

Funny how the only one who objected was that pesky kid!

 

[Farmer Kitty]

Hey!
That's what I had for dinner!
I found a hunk of buffalo steak!
I didn't check for moldI If I had found some, I would not have any any dinner at all!

MAYBE YOU JUST ATE MOLD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Some molds are good for you. Maybe she has the secret to growing the correct mold. Hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm