B&B Happy Goats....journal

[Bruce]

I don't know, hang a few coons along the fence line and they might get the idea it isn't a very good restaurant after all.

 

[Rammy]

I just shoot them and toss them into the woods.

 

[Baymule]

Oh how wonderful it will be to have a coon to vent your anger, frustrations and just pure-dee pissed off Momma's in a stomping rage fit! You can shoot him over and over and over, dump him out of the trap, kick his dead rump, stomp his head and sing and dance!

Disclaimer: anyone that may be offended by this post, can just get offended. If you think we are terrible people, it's because we are. BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA

 

[Rammy]

You are so much kinder than i care to be with this one....6 chickens...some i just raied from chicks...at least 31 potentional chicks....yes I have a real attitude with this dude....he is going to feel what my girls felt...terror, panic and a slow death

I do one shot between the eyes.

 

[Baymule]

If it's a boar coon, you could get really, really redneck and make an ivory "toothpick"

 

[Baymule]

Boar raccoons have a real "boner"



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum

 

[Baymule]

And believe it or not, you can buy one on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/Real-Raccoon-Baculum-Penis-Bone/dp/B008FCPUL4

 

[Baymule]

I used to have a couple of them, don't know whatever happened to them.

 

[Baymule]

You and me are pretty durned crazy.....maybe we should start an exclusive club for crazy old women.....I know! We could call it

HELL ON WHEELCHAIR WHEELS!!

 

[Baymule]

Rain has stopped for awhile, I'd better get out and feed!