B&B Happy Goats....journal

[CntryBoy777]

Ya planning on raising some pygmies?....

 

[Bruce]

Mel is going to get a lot of tummy rubs from those pygmies ... as they walk under him.

 

[Bruce]

Yeah on the boat sale. Didn't know you had one and were trying to sell but more money in your goat shed .... er I mean your pocket.

 

[Baymule]

You are getting things rearranged to your liking. Who needs a boat anyway? They are just a hole in the water that you dump money in....kinda like goats, sheep, horses....just a hole in your pocket that you dump money into......

 

[CntryBoy777]

Sorry the deal on the boat turned into a "dud".....goat "math" only works when more are going "out", than are coming "in"....and just think if those does have trips....
Could be plenty of "new faces" around for ya.......

 

[Bruce]

He has your address, remember?

 

[Bruce]

I could get past strike 2 & 3, just ignore his poor taste. Strike 4 was the big problem.

How heavy is this boat? What sort of boat is it?

 

[Bruce]

Then you better set the price $2K higher, everyone wants to think they got a good deal and that means dickering down the price.

I did a search, theoretically the boat weighs between just under 1,100 and just under 1,300 pounds. Frankly, I can't see where the weight of the boat has anything to do with whether it will "fit" in his fishing hole. Anything classified as a bass boat is intended to travel from place to place at speed then anchor or troll. Sounds like he needs a jon boat with a 5 HP motor.

 

[Bruce]

Yep, needs nothing more than a jon boat for that. Wonder why he thought he needed a bass boat.

 

[Baymule]

You are in Florida. People have boats. There will be somebody that wants your boat.