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Your making me want a lamb 
scottie is a doll 
scottie is a doll 
Baymule’s 4th Lambing
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goatgurl
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well ewenique, any time now. so sorry you lost allie, some things just aren't meant to be. my ewes are working slowly but surely towards lambing. cookie looks like a volkswagon with feet, brownie isn't as wide but her belly is about to drag the ground. the others are in different stages of puggieness. won't be as long as it has been.
Bruce
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Hop in your new vehicle, grab Ringo as you head south, then turn toward Texas. You can drop off Ringo, buy Dinner and pick up your order from @Devonviolet!I want to come save Dinner. He's too cute to eat.
Don't forget to stop and visit your beau
Bruce
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Rammy
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Baymule
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Nope, still waddling around doing her best pot bellied pig imitation.Has Ewenique popped yet?
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It's about time to give her the 'lamb talk'. It involves going over to her, gently massaging her huge belly and whispering 'Today is the day' into her ovine ear. Something will definitely happen then. She may lamb, she may tread on your foot, or you might find yourself in a clean and shiny place with folk dressed in scrubs and pretending to empathise with your position....but something WILL happen.
Anyway, tell her that there's a big bright star in the east (over here it's Sirius) and that she can bleat all she like about being a virgin, but that she's about to give birth, and she doesn't have to wait for December 25th.
Has she started to show signs of lambing?....'dropped', off food (hardly any of mine go off their food), looking for quiet places, or scratching? Or is she going to be a 'stealth bomber' who you'll find walking around with her big twins?
I'll send a little 'birth accelerant' via the airwaves......my singing is enough to cause rams to give birth.
There....'birth accelerant' dispatched....today may (or may not) be the day.
Good Luck.
Anyway, tell her that there's a big bright star in the east (over here it's Sirius) and that she can bleat all she like about being a virgin, but that she's about to give birth, and she doesn't have to wait for December 25th.
Has she started to show signs of lambing?....'dropped', off food (hardly any of mine go off their food), looking for quiet places, or scratching? Or is she going to be a 'stealth bomber' who you'll find walking around with her big twins?
I'll send a little 'birth accelerant' via the airwaves......my singing is enough to cause rams to give birth.
There....'birth accelerant' dispatched....today may (or may not) be the day.
Good Luck.
