Bruce
Herd Master
Yeah but now all of us between Britain and Texas are either deaf or about to drop a lamb!
So you can’t hear and you’re in labor? That’s gonna be one ugly lamb.....Yeah but now all of us between Britain and Texas are either deaf or about to drop a lamb!
Now for the sex reveal.......
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Boys! Both are boys! DH was videoing and caught my plaintive cry, “Both are boys! How did I get so lucky? Just, just
I can just SEE your DH pooching his lips out.His lip pooched out..... They will be named Dinner. He said we could keep one for a pet, I pointed to the ewes and said we have pets. We can't keep one, they are named Dinner.
Yeah but now all of us between Britain and Texas are either deaf or about to drop a lamb!
So you can’t hear and you’re in labor? That’s gonna be one ugly lamb.....
So you can’t hear and you’re in labor? That’s gonna be one ugly lamb.....
SURE IS! I hope its a single.So you can’t hear and you’re in labor? That’s gonna be one ugly lamb.....
That is because you've spent time with her. I can't hear it in her voice. Though I have watched all the Tractor Time With Tim videos and when I read his comments responding to people I read them in his voice. It is kinda weird.I can also hear you saying, "I said we have pets. We can't keep one, they are named Dinner." It's like y'all are right here in the room with me!
It's about time to give her the 'lamb talk'. It involves going over to her, gently massaging her huge belly and whispering 'Today is the day' into her ovine ear. Something will definitely happen then. She may lamb, she may tread on your foot, or you might find yourself in a clean and shiny place with folk dressed in scrubs and pretending to empathise with your position....but something WILL happen.
Anyway, tell her that there's a big bright star in the east (over here it's Sirius) and that she can bleat all she like about being a virgin, but that she's about to give birth, and she doesn't have to wait for December 25th.
Has she started to show signs of lambing?....'dropped', off food (hardly any of mine go off their food), looking for quiet places, or scratching? Or is she going to be a 'stealth bomber' who you'll find walking around with her big twins?
I'll send a little 'birth accelerant' via the airwaves......my singing is enough to cause rams to give birth.
There....'birth accelerant' dispatched....today may (or may not) be the day.
Good Luck.
That's about the shape of it.... But it seems that some of you can't hear the 'Song of the Siren'? ......no, well that's not me anyway....'Wail of the Foghorn' is more accurate.Is that where the term "banshee" came from? Just kidding!