SageHill
Herd Master
That's a busy day - take care of that knee!
Coffee anyone ?
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CLSranch
Herd Master
In my garage I leave a radio on. If you don't hear the radio an outlet or breaker is not working. That doesn't work if the freezer is IN the house but it works for me.
Alaskan
Herd Master
Same here!Maybe I should change my username to Curmudgeonly Shepherd
The older I get the more crotchety i get.
I have to keep smacking myself so I don't act out.
CLSranch
Herd Master
On a shirt in an ad.
I may look calm, but in my mind I've already smacked you 3 times.
SageHill
Herd Master
Always Listening 
(your phone that is).......
So I was messing around with the lambs this morning,. I was doing my little sing-songy "Lambie Lamb Lambs"
..... over and over ... my phone was IN my back pocket. And suddenly my phone interrupts and says "Sagehill - I found la la la la la on the web, I think you might like this..." 
--- ummmm it's ALWAYS listening. I do believe it's time to leave it out on a fence post or the tractor seat or "plug it's ears".
Trying not to step on my soapbox of how "~great" the technology is --- NOT.
So just be careful of what you say around your phone - it could come back to haunt you.
(your phone that is).......So I was messing around with the lambs this morning,. I was doing my little sing-songy "Lambie Lamb Lambs"
..... over and over ... my phone was IN my back pocket. And suddenly my phone interrupts and says "Sagehill - I found la la la la la on the web, I think you might like this..." --- ummmm it's ALWAYS listening. I do believe it's time to leave it out on a fence post or the tractor seat or "plug it's ears". Trying not to step on my soapbox of how "~great" the technology is --- NOT.
So just be careful of what you say around your phone - it could come back to haunt you.
Baymule
Herd Master
I carry my phone in my front pocket. It gets squeezed as I move and Siri will say, “I didn’t quite get that!” I say, “Shut up Siri!” It will happen again, “I didn’t understand, can you repeat that?” I say, “Shut up Siri, I wasn’t talking to you!”Always Listening
So I was messing around with the lambs this morning,. I was doing my little sing-songy "Lambie Lamb Lambs"
Trying not to step on my soapbox of how "~great" the technology is --- NOT.
So just be careful of what you say around your phone - it could come back to haunt you.
One time, a friend and we’re jacking up containers and putting blocks under them. All the movements had Siri interrupting with her aggravating “I didn’t quite catch that!” I kept telling her to shut up. Finally I told her off. Siri came back at me in an ugly tone, “That’s not nice.” We died laughing.
You want to know if you are insanely stupid?
Test Question.
Do you argue with your phone?
Yes.
Conclusion:
You are insanely stupid and an idiot. Dummy.
Mini Horses
Herd Master
If I were singing, mine would say "shut up!". 
Long day. Drove...loaded goats...drove...unloaded goats. It gets dark so early and I feel like it's at least 11 but, only 8
. I'm sleepy....and it's still raining here.
Rain started about 3. I was rodeoing minis and goats to get truck/trailer thru several pasture gates to unload pen. On way out at last, got thru two and only one left. These goats -- my usuals -- felt I was there to feed, so on me. Looked to sky, walked away and waited. Rain began, they ran to the barn
. I calmly opened those double gates, got in started engine and drove....I knew they would NOT come into the rain, even for an open gate!! Gotcha!!
Long day. Drove...loaded goats...drove...unloaded goats. It gets dark so early and I feel like it's at least 11 but, only 8
. I'm sleepy....and it's still raining here.Rain started about 3. I was rodeoing minis and goats to get truck/trailer thru several pasture gates to unload pen. On way out at last, got thru two and only one left. These goats -- my usuals -- felt I was there to feed, so on me. Looked to sky, walked away and waited. Rain began, they ran to the barn
. I calmly opened those double gates, got in started engine and drove....I knew they would NOT come into the rain, even for an open gate!! Gotcha!!
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Baymule
Herd Master
Coffee is ready. Grits for breakfast today.. Therapy this morning, then a doctor appointment. It’s just a meet and greet, so if I get sick, I ll at least have my foot in the door and be a patient. Not even seeing the doctor, seeing the PA.
Then to Lowes to buy 1x12’s , a clothes pole and brackets. $$$$$
My laptop is crapping out on me, need a new one. $$$$
Great news on my Kawasaki mule! The engine had been rebuilt by the owner of an ATV and motorcycle repair shop, right before we bought it, 8 years ago. It hasn’t been running right, so it went to Dr. Chris. It was rebuilt all wrong. Sloppy. Parts put in backwards. He explained it all to me, but he might as well been talking Greek. Valves were loose, Cam shaft is worn to the point of replacement. $$$$$$$$$$
AND I’ve found a 5 year old gaited gelding that is blaze faced, white stockings, red roan, for $900. Good trail horse, needs some riding and tuning up, needs work on neck reining. I’m hoping someone buys him so I don’t have to!
Then to Lowes to buy 1x12’s , a clothes pole and brackets. $$$$$
My laptop is crapping out on me, need a new one. $$$$
Great news on my Kawasaki mule! The engine had been rebuilt by the owner of an ATV and motorcycle repair shop, right before we bought it, 8 years ago. It hasn’t been running right, so it went to Dr. Chris. It was rebuilt all wrong. Sloppy. Parts put in backwards. He explained it all to me, but he might as well been talking Greek. Valves were loose, Cam shaft is worn to the point of replacement. $$$$$$$$$$
AND I’ve found a 5 year old gaited gelding that is blaze faced, white stockings, red roan, for $900. Good trail horse, needs some riding and tuning up, needs work on neck reining. I’m hoping someone buys him so I don’t have to!
Baymule
Herd Master
I really want that horse! Somebody needs to buy him!
