Skiesblue
Herd Master
- Joined
- Jun 28, 2017
- Messages
- 645
- Reaction score
- 2,536
- Points
- 303
Captain’s Log Stardate (ok I’m not such a nerd I can calculate that). Detected the presence of a Klingon fleet on LGD #1 designated Smitty. Have been present in the system for some time. Sending away team to scout situation. Chief medical officer suggests Bum groom Maneuver and diet modifications. Weapons officer recommends trauma shears and photon torpedo clippers. Mission status: successful. Next week: “Not the Beard!” (tail mats).