Coffee anyone ?

[Mother Hen]

I thought I said to save some of the dinner for the rest of the crew so why do you have a big stack of bones on the napkin that's beside your plate.
The way you, MEN, eat anybody would think you were starving and didn't get fed. Barbarians, I tell you, Sour, these men that stop by are. Anyone would think these men still live in cave-man days.

 

[Baymule]

FYI- there's no way for you to crawl under the porch or under the house so you would have to find someplace else to crawl under.

He would gladly take a big flat rock!

 

[Mother Hen]

No big flat rocks here! Lots of hard grass covered ground though so I guess he would have to put up a tent or dig a hole to crawl into.

 

[Mother Hen]

Morning all! Coffee done and it's hot. Plus I made a sweet treat for everyone. It's a concoction I made up so hopefully everyone enjoys it.I call it Memaw's Mighty Bites.

If you have a food allergy to the following ingredients; peanut butter, coconut, walnuts, or oatmeal or graham crackers PLEASE don't try it.

 

[Baymule]

Not allergic to anything, looks YUMMY!

 

[Mother Hen]

Oh, they are! They are also protein packed so they're a good healthy pick me up.

 

[Alaskan]

Well, got three stipulations for you:
1.) Wash your hands before sitting down at the table
2.) remove your hat while sitting at the table AND
3.) call the rest of the crew so they can get some before it's gone.

FYI- there's no way for you to crawl under the porch or under the house so you would have to find someplace else to crawl under.

Could I pretty please just do #2 and 3?

 

[Alaskan]

Spouse and older kids have been gone for over a week...the 2 youngest are NOT good cooks.

I keep being fed grilled cheese.....and then grilled cheese.

I got a bowl of cereal for one super.

I caved....I bought TV dinners for the 3 of us. My kids had never seen such things before, and never eaten such things. ....

P.s. They were so bad! That was not real food! A diet of grilled cheese and cereal is much better...just sayin'. So glad I only bought enough for one meal.

 

[Mother Hen]

Just because the food is going into your own mouth doesn't mean you can get away with not washing your hands. Teach those young ones of yours healthy habits now and they will continue with them forever.
My dinner tonight was only a tuna fish sandwich and a handful of potato chips.

 

[Mother Hen]

If there's any of the Memaw's Mighty Protein Bites left from this morning eat a couple of them which will get you through the night.
For my breakfast in the morning I'm going to fry me up some fresh BACON and some toast.