Coffee anyone ?

[Xerocles]

@Baymule my god woman! Do you have your own cooking show or something???
Ok. My epicurian egg delight.
Utensils: bowl (cereal size), fork, microwave, toaster

Ingredients: 1 egg, 1 sausage patty (frozen) OR ham slice, pinch of pre-shreded cheese and 1 English muffin.

Prep: place sausage in bowl, microwave 1 minute
While sausage cooks, slice muffin and put in toaster.
Remove sausage with fork, break egg into bowl, and put sausage back, on top. Cover with cheese. Return to microwave (and cover with saucer....cause that egg will explode all over the microwave otherwise). Cook 1 minute more.
Use fork to slide cheesy egg and sausage onto toasted muffin.
VOILA! Egg mcmuffin a la George
And that's about as fancy as I dare to get!
Thank you for the tips, though. I'll pass them along if I ever get a SO who does the cooking thing.

As fast and easy as cereal (yuck!) And only 1 fork and 1 bowl to wash. And every bit as good as that clown's version.

 

[Xerocles]

Well, looks like the "10%" thing has ended for now, so back to the shed roof. It's really low pitch, so slippery shouldn't be a problem.

 

[Xerocles]

Oh, one last thing before I go. @Baymule I tried the eggnog, but a couple of questions? You said separate the eggs. Is separated into two groups enough? I put six on one end of the table and six on the other....but I suppose I COULD line them around the edge, so they'd all be separated.
Also, did the 12 shots of bourbon as you recommended, and only used the six in the recipe as instructed. Didn't know what to do with the other 6, so I drank them. Still think I should go on the roof? Thash sum purty good eggsh nox.

 

[promiseacres]

Still need to make cookies but got some pb fudge made. Got hay, feed, groceries, eggs from a friend. And stopped to have a cup of coffee with ano there friend. Enough school got done to check it off.

 

[Baymule]

Oh, one last thing before I go. @Baymule I tried the eggnog, but a couple of questions? You said separate the eggs. Is separated into two groups enough? I put six on one end of the table and six on the other....but I suppose I COULD line them around the edge, so they'd all be separated.
Also, did the 12 shots of bourbon as you recommended, and only used the six in the recipe as instructed. Didn't know what to do with the other 6, so I drank them. Still think I should go on the roof? Thash sum purty good eggsh nox.

That’s so funny! LMAO!!

 

[Baymule]

@Baymule my god woman! Do you have your own cooking show or something???

No cooking show, I just like good food! Those are easy recipes, especially the egg cups in a muffin pan. You can do that! Put them in a zip lock bag in the refrigerator and warm in the microwave for breakfast.

Eggnog makes roofing much more fun!

 

[Bruce]

Georgia Tann, who kidnapped over 5,000 children and babies in Memphis Tennessee during the Depression and sold them.

She was kidnapping approximately 80 kids a month for years?!?!?! Gee you'ld think the neighbors might notice eventually.

Went to TSC yesterday, it’s worm horses day today. It only takes a few minutes.

Do you take the horses to them?

As eggs can be as low as 0.50 a dozen at the local groceries, hard to justify feeding hens for that... but they just don't taste the same!

And the ghastly pale yellow yolks are as natural and appealing as orange cheddar cheese.

Thash sum purty good eggsh nox.

It sure is! You may be the only other BYHer besides me (and Bay of course) to make Grandma Wall's eggnog. It is an effort but sure is good. Too bad the "normal" time of year for eggnog is also the normal time for the hens to not be laying.

Eggnog makes roofing much more fun!

And you may not even notice when you fall off.

 

[farmerjan]

Oh, one last thing before I go. @Baymule I tried the eggnog, but a couple of questions? You said separate the eggs. Is separated into two groups enough? I put six on one end of the table and six on the other....but I suppose I COULD line them around the edge, so they'd all be separated.
Also, did the 12 shots of bourbon as you recommended, and only used the six in the recipe as instructed. Didn't know what to do with the other 6, so I drank them. Still think I should go on the roof? Thash sum purty good eggsh nox.

I thought I would fall off the chair........

 

[Baymule]

She was kidnapping approximately 80 kids a month for years?!?!?! Gee you'ld think the neighbors might notice eventually.

It was an adoption agency, you know, a place full of children. Duh.

5000 children/20 years=250 children per year/12 months=20.8 children a month
Your math is off. But 20.8? How in the world did she kidnap a .8 child? I find that disturbing.


Do you take the horses to them?

Rode 'em right in the store. All 4 of them.


And the ghastly pale yellow yolks are as natural and appealing as orange cheddar cheese.



It sure is! You may be the only other BYHer besides me (and Bay of course) to make Grandma Wall's eggnog. It is an effort but sure is good. Too bad the "normal" time of year for eggnog is also the normal time for the hens to not be laying.



And you may not even notice when you fall off.

 

[Baymule]

@Jesusfreak101 I think @Xerocles has a good idea. Surround yourself with a few friends, your "safe" place. Have one of your friends tell the ladies holding the shower for you that you are petrified with fear in crowds. have the ladies explain to the others attending the shower that you love and appreciate each and every one of them and that you are going to do your best to be brave in the crowd. When it is time to open presents, have a friend announce that you have a crowd phobia and are truly frightened and for them to please be patient with you.

I have found that in any crowd of people, some of them are going to be taking antidepressants for a variety of reasons. Some of them have a childhood of abuse that they would like to forget about. Some may be closet alcoholics. What I am saying, that their life ain't so perfect either, so they may cut you some slack. They may have a deeper understanding of life's problems that what you may think. As serious as your fear of crowds is, there may be people in that crowd that are a whole lot worse off than you are, but they are just better at hiding it.
Big hugs.