Coffee anyone ?

[Bunnylady]

I talk to the hens I tend to when I lock them in the coop at night even though I get told by a family member that it's stupid to talk to them.

But they talk to you - wouldn't it be rude not to talk bawk to them?

I used to have a little Serama rooster that would talk to me while following me around. Have you ever seen the Narnia movie Prince Caspian? The theme for the mice is played on a muted trumpet; when I realized he sounded exactly like he was humming it to himself, I nearly died laughing.

(theme plays at about 1:36)

 

[Mother Hen]

Well, my family doesn't want me getting too attached to the animals here seeing how at some point they will end up in the freezer. Well, let's say "it might be a little too late" seeing how I'm not looking forward to the day when a steer gets shipped off to the slaughter house seeing how I know I'm going to have to be the one who gets him into the stock trailer.

 

[Duluthralphie]

I know this is not rhubarb Cake...BUT We made roasted Guinea Hen last night...

The stupid Guinea that had a heart attack when being put in a cage in the back of someone's truck...The same guinea that mad the poor persons daughter cry watching it die....

Who happens to be the same girl who will be seeing a therapist for years, because I removed the dying Guineas head with an ax so it would bleed out.....

Anyways. It was delicious! Too bad I have no more to eat. After 5 years with guineas, we ate our first one.

 

[Turtle Rock Farm]

I know this is not rhubarb Cake...BUT We made roasted Guinea Hen last night...

The stupid Guinea that had a heart attack when being put in a cage in the back of someone's truck...The same guinea that mad the poor persons daughter cry watching it die....

Who happens to be the same girl who will be seeing a therapist for years, because I removed the dying Guineas head with an ax so it would bleed out.....

Anyways. It was delicious! Too bad I have no more to eat. After 5 years with guineas, we ate our first one.

I can't believe you waited so long. BTW sorry I couldn't make it for dinner.... I know you wanted to share the guinea with me...

 

[Duluthralphie]

You could have brought Walrus Blubber to go with it..

 

[Turtle Rock Farm]

You could have brought Walrus Blubber to go with it..

I was gonna bring half of the moose I shot yesterday, but it was too big to fit in the back of the van....

 

[Duluthralphie]

I was gonna bring half of the moose I shot yesterday, but it was too big to fit in the back of the van....

Just how fast do you have to drive to get from Iceland to Greenland and then to the Vast Wastelands of the North? I know once you hit here it is 55mph.

 

[Turtle Rock Farm]

Just how fast do you have to drive to get from Iceland to Greenland and then to the Vast Wastelands of the North? I know once you hit here it is 55mph.

Don't know, I don't have a speedometer on my largest dogsled/van....

 

[Bunnylady]

Just how fast do you have to drive to get from Iceland to Greenland and then to the Vast Wastelands of the North? I know once you hit here it is 55mph.

I'm not sure Iceland is wide enough to get up enough speed to get that many "skips" out of a van.

 

[Duluthralphie]

I'm not sure Iceland is wide enough to get up enough speed to get that many "skips" out of a van.

Especially with a moose in the back seat.