Me either!! Heat index is 109 right now... I have on occasion resorted to wetting myself down from head to foot... but in this humidity it doesn't even help all that much.
I remember being in AL one summer and it being so humid and hot that even swimming didn't help much.
We don't discuss "heat index" in CA, it is what it says it is on the thermometer. Last week was about 111° but made it to 116° one day. Only 102° today and I just go done weeding the garden...feels great after last week.