Devonviolet Acres

[frustratedearthmother]

Me too, me too! I need to be a better marketer though...can't find anybody to give me any money for it...

 

[Baymule]

Have you tried putting some in a pretty bottle?

 

[frustratedearthmother]

What a great idea! I could offer free mud facials, but I'd probably have to reveal that most of my mud is mixed with poop of some origin or another!

 

[CntryBoy777]

They sell a one pound ball over in the Delta as a tourist gimmick in a box that says Mississippi Mud on it...it is a pound of sterilized Gumbo mud..........saw gumballs in Oklahoma sold for porcupine eggs....and most have seen the jack-a-lope trophy........amazing what idio....ooops....people will buy these days....

 

[Wehner Homestead]

Fertilizer facials!!!

 

[Baymule]

Saw a candy box at a tourist trap in Arkansas once that was rabbit poop wrapped in cellophane. It was called Arkansas Smart Pills.

 

[frustratedearthmother]

I love it! Fertilizer facials...

 

[Wehner Homestead]

Saw a candy box at a tourist trap in Arkansas once that was rabbit poop wrapped in cellophane. It was called Arkansas Smart Pills.

I have a great uncle that loves practical jokes. We were in our first year of 4-H and had lambs. He kept asking us if we wanted a smart pill. We all knew to be wary of him. Turns out smart pills were sheep berries! Talk about years of entertainment on that joke!

 

[Wehner Homestead]

I had my dad ROFL when Diamond has her kids because I kept talking about the “Mini Smart Pills!” I even sent him a pic!

 

[Devonviolet]

You guys are having WAY too much fun! @Baymule, I love the one about having a MUD FARM!!! That's hilarious!!!