FergusonK's journal - Goodbye Java Jewel.

[Wehner Homestead]

Very cute!!! Praying things go well!

 

[Latestarter]

everything goes super smooth for you both!

 

[Bruce]

One of my poor bantam hens laid a JUMBO PLUS egg today.

Yeah, that would be uncomfortable for most standard hens, the poor little bantam. She's probably the one that is walking funny today.

 

[Ferguson K]

Baby news: He’s engaged. I’m dialating. Any minute now. Probably before Thanksgiving.

I’m ready!

The hen that laid that egg seems no worse for wear and laid another normal sized egg today. Normal for her anyway.

 

[Bruce]

Baby news: He’s engaged.

Dang Kate! Not even born yet and you already found him a spouse?

 

[Baymule]

Dang Kate! Not even born yet and you already found him a spouse?

You never heard of Redneck DEranged Arranged marriages?

 

[Baymule]

You are going to have a Turkey baby! Probably something to do with your poultry fixation..... At least have a normal sized baby and do not emulate your poor sore bottom banty.

 

[frustratedearthmother]

Woo Hoo! On baby countdown now!

 

[Ferguson K]

@Bruce and @Baymule yall got jokes.

If he’s not here by thanksgiving dr will be surprised.

My parents and two besties that are within driving distance are ready to go. @samssimonsays I know wishes we weren’t a half a country apart and has been helping me track BP issues all week.

BP is still up but I got it all done today. Groceries, feed,oil changed and truck detailed. R is putting the car seat in here in a few minutes.

We’re ready!!

 

[Bruce]

I think @samssimonsays should fly down and be your doula