Funny conversation with a "city slicker"...

dianneS

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I still have a lot of clients that I deal with from the city and the suburbs even though I'm in the country now. I'm always amazed at how little people know about livestock. Especially since we're in Central Pennsylvania and surrounded by farm land. Non of our "cities" are really real cities. I always assumed that most people in our area either have farmers in their families somewhere or at least know people who farm... but I guess not?? :idunno

I can't count how many times I've had to explain to people that chickens don't need a rooster to lay eggs! :barnie Chickens seem to be the most confusing to some. I had a woman ask if the hen nurses the chicks! :th People can't believe that the chicks can eat on their own right after they hatch. I had a guy blown away that my hen had ten chicks, like she was Octomom or something! :gig I think he really thought she gave birth to them. Another guy, couldn't believe that I eat my chickens eggs. He thought I had to do something to them before they could be eaten. Like pasturization or what??? :hu

Recently I was telling a client how hard its been to dispose of my horse manure in the 4 feet of snow we have on the ground, since I can't push my wheelbarrow through it, nor make the trek to the manure pile. He was blown away at how much work that must entail and wanted to know if all of the poop piles were "on top of the snow"? That I wasn't digging in the snow to get to the poops?? I was totally confused until I realized that he thinks horses are like big dogs, and I must go out in the pasture every day and follow them around with a pooper scooper and bag and clean up after them, like he cleans up after his dog! :th Well, I couldn't help but laugh at him after that one. :lol: I said "they're not big dogs!!" and explained that it was manure from their stalls.

Some people just never cease to amaze me! I'm still laughing over that last one! :gig
 

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ksalvagno said:
Yes, it is funny. People really don't know about animals other than dogs and cats. :lol:
And a lot of them think that livestock are just like bigger dogs and cats!
 

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:lol: That is hilarious! My mother never ceases to amaze me either.. I grew up in a small town in NJ and moved to NC when I was 19.. Well, the only "country" my mom has ever seen was when she lived in KY years before i was born.. I was on the phone with her yesterday and she heard my roosters crowing in the background.. When i told her my rooster was saying, "hello!", she asked, "Now, the roosters don't lay eggs, right?" To which I replied, "Not unless daddy can give birth!" :gig I had to explain to her her that roosters are boys and hens are girls.. Then she asked, then what are chickens? OMG!!! :hu

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ksalvagno said:
Yes, it is funny. People really don't know about animals other than dogs and cats. :lol:
We now have a generation that doesn't even know anything about dogs and cats, either! :he
 

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ducks4you said:
ksalvagno said:
Yes, it is funny. People really don't know about animals other than dogs and cats. :lol:
We now have a generation that doesn't even know anything about dogs and cats, either! :he
I was thinking that too. Most small pet owners I know don't know enough about those animals to be quilfied to own them either!
 

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GreenGoddess said:
:lol: That is hilarious! My mother never ceases to amaze me either.. I grew up in a small town in NJ and moved to NC when I was 19.. Well, the only "country" my mom has ever seen was when she lived in KY years before i was born.. I was on the phone with her yesterday and she heard my roosters crowing in the background.. When i told her my rooster was saying, "hello!", she asked, "Now, the roosters don't lay eggs, right?" To which I replied, "Not unless daddy can give birth!" :gig I had to explain to her her that roosters are boys and hens are girls.. Then she asked, then what are chickens? OMG!!! :hu

Goddess :jumpy
I'm surprised at how many people think roosters aren't chickens. :lol:
 

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My city dwelling father and his upscale girlfriend are frightened off goat milk forever. They saw that I had to filter it and wondered "What's WRONG with it that you have to FILTER it?!"

I actually did get my dad to drink it this time around (last summer DH had to chase him around the kitchen with a glass going "Try it!"). He was quite amazed what it tasted like. "It tastes like milk," he said.

My mother--hillbilly daughter of a Twining, MI farmer and a Polish immigrant who raised turkeys in Dearborn--laughed when I told her the story and said "Well, what did he expect it to taste like? You made cheese for me with the leftover milk, right?"

I wonder why they got divorced ...:hu
 

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Hum, my new city neighbors upon seeing our horses up at the house mowing... errr grazing.... said Oh look! They like eating niblets....
....As in grass niblets.... [rolling eyes]

Of course try explaining fly masks on horses.....

Course these same neighbors tried to 'round-up' loose goats with baling twine lassos... [that was an event that had neighbors coming over to cheer them on...]

And yes, it is amazing that folks that I sell eggs to don't understand why a hen can lay eggs without a rooster....

and the list goes on....

fun thread, thanks for putting it up
 

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