Goats are capricious. In any other species this would qualify them for special education and an IEP. In the goat world, the more odd and weird they are, the more qualified they are for a crown and a purple cape plus dominion over the kingdom of the goats (or at least the immediate herd).
It is my express opinion, therefore, that many little boys and girls born into the human world, are actually reincarnations of goat kids that were too serious in the goat herd in their previous lives, thus they are doomed to be on an IEP in the public school system for behavioral difficulties, even though they are just really capricious little children.
