massivehogticklerjable
Exploring the pasture
It's me jable. i am new to (metwo?) the herd and would like to say hello 
. I am father to a family of wonderful, mighty boars, they are like the nephews I nevver had. . As for other herd animals: "wife"* 
(pretend the emoticon face is also blinking with one eye). I am "happy" to meet (meat?) you,, I can already feel myself like a peace of the herd 
puzzle. I am 57 years young and I am moving here as I have been banned from my local herd community 
on the Facebook (I was banned because of my annoying roommate being in kahoots with the "dictator" staff)! Sorry for the ramble, but now I'm ready to rumble (some hogs!!1!1!)...
Notes and sources:
*For those that are not understanding the comedy of this, the joke is my animalistic** wife.
**Source: the zoo
. I am father to a family of wonderful, mighty boars, they are like the nephews I nevver had. . As for other herd animals: "wife"* (pretend the emoticon face is also blinking with one eye). I am "happy" to meet (meat?) you,, I can already feel myself like a peace of the herd puzzle. I am 57 years young and I am moving here as I have been banned from my local herd community on the Facebook (I was banned because of my annoying roommate being in kahoots with the "dictator" staff)! Sorry for the ramble, but now I'm ready to rumble (some hogs!!1!1!)...Notes and sources:
*For those that are not understanding the comedy of this, the joke is my animalistic** wife.
**Source: the zoo
