Bruce
Herd Master
Just need the clowns!

Wow! Are you sure you are not related to our Ridgetop bunch!? This is exactly the sort of thing we have taken part in many, many times! Cute little Mae! I can hear her calling her escaping lambies to come back!
We have similar stories at our place. I especially like the part about the fearless Aussie, Jessie, being chased by the sheep! 

Keep them coming! It is a relief to hear that others suffer like we do here at Ridgetop!
By the way, once the bruises heal, these stories become family legends and are really something to look back on and laugh at! We laugh a lot!
@ that. I've done the flip flop and shorts thing myself, but never when trying to catch an animal. Only when I was doing cursory stuff where I wouldn't be in with them for any prolonged time. It hurts when they step on your foot wearing sneakers. The front tips of those hooves are very pointy and very sharp! Least they are with goats... I know they are a bit more rounded with sheep but I'm sure it still hurts real well when they press down on the tip. Thinking about a push off with a hoof on a bare foot... well... 
ouch!