How to stop bird from 💩 & attacking car??

[Billy Boil]

This bird is all over my car!
Mirrors, windshield, doors covered in poop.
Now the thing is attacking non-glass areas!
I need it to stop.
No garage, no trees, nothing, out in the 20acre wide open.
How do I stop this bird, besides it or covering my whole car??
Tried moving it, but I just don't see the damage when elsewhere, aka, it keeps doing it regardless of where or how I park.
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[Billy Boil]

Looks deliberate. Possibly a targeted attack. Perhaps a bribe might stay the carnage. Perhaps a feeder somewhere close, but out of "striking distance". Just a thought.

 

[Baymule]

Put a mirror outside to divert attention away from your car.

 

[secuono]

Wind blew away the flappy stuff I put on the windows. It's very windy up here!

 

[R2elk]

Wind blew away the flappy stuff I put on the windows. It's very windy up here!

Looks like a bluebird.

 

[secuono]

Well, it attacked DH's truck this morning, too. Lol

 

[SageHill]

What if you put socks over the mirrors? Though it does look like it's trying to get inside - but is that maybe the mirror on the other side?
And coming from my dog-brain - is the bird's scent now on the car/truck (do they even have scent recognition?) that perhaps a wash would get rid of??
Dumb bird for sure.

 

[rachels.haven]

Mudding-its time to take your vehicle mudding. Problem solved, and the past bird poop too. That mud will wash it right off. It's probably time to find some red mud and go.

 

[Alaskan]

Maybe a solar powered spinning thing that can sit inside the car and flash as it spins?

But I bet the spinning and flashing flamingos would have stood up to your wind!

 

[rachels.haven]

In all seriousness, my mom had this happen with a cardinal. She laughed at it because that was all she could do. He fought himself in all her house and car windows and the mirrors of all the vehicles. Dumb bird. He eventually probably got eaten by predators due because of out of place priorities because he disappeared. It lasted a along time though. The indoor cat sure wanted him. Very pretty bird but no brains.