Immutable Goat Facts

babsbag

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36. Goats think that they know how to put up a hot wire better than I do.
37. Goats think that they know how to use your tools.
38. Goats think that the content of the bucket of tools looks better on the ground than in the bucket.
39. Bottle babies are loud (and annoying) when they want their milk.

Can you guess what I just got done doing tonight?
 

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36. Goats think that they know how to put up a hot wire better than I do.
37. Goats think that they know how to use your tools.
38. Goats think that the content of the bucket of tools looks better on the ground than in the bucket.
39. Bottle babies are loud (and annoying) when they want their milk.

Can you guess what I just got done doing tonight?

definately number 38...any bucket or vessel ever is of course for them to either eat, destroy, make a mess with, or play with...doesnt matter if it is barn lime, eggs, milk, fence insulators, tools.

40. Goats think any human drink taken to the barn is better and must be had by the goats, preferably as soon as you set it down and walk just far enough away to not make it back beofre they kock it down.
41. Goats will make a perfect blockaid of goat bodies as soon as you are trying to carry anything heavy to another location and force you to wade thru the goat sea.
42. Goats know what your car sounds like and as soon as you get home they run into the pasture and yell like something is trying to kill them, so you have to go check, and while your there you might as well give them a treat or two.
43. Goats know when you are almost done milking and time knocking over the milk dish so you only end up with 1 cup of milk for all the work.
 
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