Baymule
Herd Master
That made me laugh out loud. I got a good picture of you chasing a screaming goat with a leg from the other goat twisted in her collar choking her. Life is never boring.
We need to write a book..."The way goats try to die"; I'll go first
I have had them do the bucket over the head
Reads well to me.I need to hand out some fliers at Farmer's Markets and the local store that carries my milk to let people know that my milk will not be available for a few months and why. I am looking for opinions.
"Jumping the Moon Dairy would like to thank our loyal customers for their support during 2018, our first year in business. During the months of December through February you will not find our fluid milk on the shelves or at markets as our goats are taking a break; our cheese will still be available. Most goats breed seasonally which means that the entire herd will be out on maternity leave at about the same time and it is for their health and well-being that we give them a few months off before starting to milk them again. We will be back!!! "