Laughs for the day

[CinnamonEli]

I tiptoe around the house all the time. No one hears me come and go...

 

[Poka_Doodle]

I'd agree. The boys go full on and play three sports while the girls just do one.

 

[TAH]

Meat eaters make you behave vegetarians - YouTube

 

[TAH]

Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, And Nobody

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.

Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job.

Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

 

[micah wotring]

Just like how some people need... a hi five... in the face... with a chair...

 

[micah wotring]

Haha, we win. Sorry vegans!
(ps, I understand if you don't want to support factory farms, good job. Still funny)

 

[LukeMeister]

 

[TAH]

 

[micah wotring]

Haha, sounds like my little bro. Gotta love it!

 

[micah wotring]