Laughs for the day

[micah wotring]

I just don't get the everyone have the same first initial.... I see that alot... I do have quite a few that end in "-ah" so one of my boys did not get named Josiah because I was thinking NO WAY I am gonna be having kids running in asking if I called them because the "-ah" is accented... I do have two that have the same first letter but one is a boy and one a girl so don't get them mixed up.... too often

My two sisters are Amy Joy Wotring(21) and Ann Janae Wotring(19) and they just realized a few years ago that they share initials. XD IDK how they didn't notice all those years.

 

[Southern by choice]

 

[misfitmorgan]

I'm one of 11 sibs....my rl name is Katherine mom calls me Kathy and my sisters name is Kari...got mixed up all the time and on top of it we are only 13 months apart.

 

[sadieml]

I am #5 of 6. I remember when I was about 8 (before #6 came along) Mama laughed 'til she cried when I said, "Mama, I don't mind so much when you say Carla, Janece, Jody, I mean, Lesa Gail, but I hate it when you call me Bobby!" BoB and I have only 3, but we did lose 6 along the way. I would have loved to have all 9, but the Lord had other plans. As is, I guess 3 awesome kids should be enough. My eldest sister says we should have stopped with 1 when we got DH's MS diagnosis because we're so poor. I just say not having money means we live in poverty, but those 3 incredible kids make us RICH!

ALSO, when DS #2 was about 10 or 12 he said (at the dinner table one night) "Daddy, when I make my first million dollars, I'm gonna give it all to you so you and Mommy don't ever have to worry about money again." Just about a year ago, then 17, he told DH for his b-day, "I haven't forgotten my promise." How's that for a great kid?

Sorry, I almost forgot this thread is for laughs. Okay, here goes...

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. Everything's grey. I'm a dog.

 

[Sumi]

 

[Alexz7272]

Not a meme or joke really but my work glove went missing. Guess who had it?

I need that sir!
P.s. He just stole it again as I wrote this

 

[Southern by choice]

 

[frustratedearthmother]

Pup's! Gotta love 'em!

 

[Southern by choice]

 

[Bossroo]

Ooooh, Oooooh professor -- if you take one strand of the baling twine, you can floss your teeth with it.