animalmom
Herd Master
Good man.
He sure is, and a workaholic besides! I have to nag him to take a day off and he stays home and does this kind of thing in his "spare" time... now if I could only keep him away from the paint cans and outta my gardens!Good man.
Captain's Log: Stardate Earth 06.14.17
Mothership Suki was inspected by Chief Medical Officer on 06.09.17 and is reported to have added containers in her cargo bay. She is scheduled to dock 06.26.17. We here at Starbase Barn are wishing her crew a safe landing.
Mothership Tilda is cleared to be restocked and sent on a new mission. Fleet General Furnando will again supervise the loading procedure.
Mothership Ella has been reconditioned after her last voyage but is not scheduled for a mission at this time.
The Starbase Barn crew is to be commended for restocking our supply planet Garden. They are now scheduled to planet Flowerbed for reorganization drills.
Congratulations to Jr. Doe Posey, Jr. Buck Bleu and Jr. Buck Creepy for their permanent placements as entertainment crew at Outpost Melanie and Outpost Melinda. Jr. Doe Posey is slated for advancement to Mothership next year.
Captain's Log: Stardate Earth 06.25.17
The Mothership Suki has landed a day early. Of her nine new crew members six have survived to make it to port.
The Suki's Chief Nutritionist has expressed some concerns over her minimal intake of pelleted fuel and liquid coolant. Fresh organic fuels have been requisitioned.
We here at Starbase barn welcome the Suki's surviving crew members with great relief.
(The lost crew: two fully developed brokens, one of which was still encased in placenta, and a peanut that looked half devoured. All three were to the front of the nest and buried under the straw. Of the six remaining there are two brokens and 4 dark ones, color to be determined when they have hair...)
ROFL!! i have completed a couple of those courses let me know if you need the cliff-notesWell it is official, the certificate is on it's way... I am PLUMB CRAZY! Thank You BYH Academy for the Human/Animal Addiction.
"BYHAHAA" has specialized classes in:
Losing Money the Natural Way
Panic: A Recurring Condition
Sleep Deprivation: Learning to Live With It
Time Calculations for the Breeder (This course is taught in two parts, the first for human records, the second for actual animal cooperation.)
Veterinary Medicine 101: Toothpicks, Tweezers and Duct Tape
Goat, Sheep, Rabbit, Chicken, and Hog Math... Advanced Degrees Available
Herd Nutrition: Good Weeds,When NOT to Mow
Advanced Engineering: The How's of Fitting Too Many Animals into a Small Space
Newborn Care (Two semester course: Sleep Deprivation 102, Panic 102: Frantic Panic)
Stock Protection 101: How to load your shotgun. Course 102: How to load your Anatolian. Course 103: How to unload your donkey.
Many other courses available. Curriculum adjustable to your needs.
I just earned my BAA certificate (Bonkers All Around) from BYHAHAA due to my master thesis "Growing Dandelion, To Pot or Not".
(Growing dandelion in pots is my only way to assure a chemically untreated steady supply for my rabbits and chickens. I weed out my garden beds too often and DH and I both have yard issues, as in weeds not welcome. I now have to go to the neighbors to pick my own comfrey... that too shall now be potted... yep, growin' weeds in pots for critters, Plumb Crazy)
Gorgeous flower bed!! and great news about the TEG members!It's been a very cold and rainy spring in these here parts... but the garden is finally in. I wouldn't have even bothered this year but my critters get a lot of it so I planted for them... I also have a flowerbed that needs redone so where I didn't plant veggies I am hilling in flowers. Wish I had BYH folk closer to me as I am giving away HUGE amounts of perennial flowers and some herbs. I did join TEG a few days ago... what a neat group and some of them live close enuff to trade with!
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