OneFineAcre
Herd Master
Merry Christmas to all my friends on BYH
Merry Christmas! :)
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Goat Whisperer
Herd Master
... and to be politically incorrect by NOT saying happy holidays ... MERRY CHRISTMAS to one and all.
We need a LOVE button.
Poka_Doodle
Herd Master
Yeah we do!!!
HomesteaderWife
Herd Master
To @Goat Whisperer 's post. YES! We're in a world that is definitely too worried about being politically correct, so it's great to see everyone here saying MERRY CHRISTMAS! There should be love buttons for all the posts.We send best wishes to you all for a very merry Christmas, and a wonderful (and SAFE) New Year. Stay warm, and spend time with all of your loved ones. Don't forget the reason for the season, of course! May God bless you all.
(I just wish this was my chicken, sadly enough it is not
but it is TOO CUTE!)
Baymule
Herd Master
How a Christmas Tradition got started:
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not very many people know this.
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not very many people know this.
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Southern by choice
Herd Master
I laughed OUT LOUD!
Baymule
Herd Master
Glad I could bring some Christmas Cheer!
Poka_Doodle
Herd Master
@LukeMeister and I have been talking about it a lot
Mini Horses
Herd Master
Wow---funny!!
So, from a goat forum I got this ... cute. Christmas carols sung by goats. ENJOY!!!
Merry Christmas everyone !!
So, from a goat forum I got this ... cute. Christmas carols sung by goats. ENJOY!!!
Merry Christmas everyone !!
Dogma
Loving the herd life
Merry Christmas. Hope Santa is good to everyone!!!
