My reasoning for why country people are more fun than city people...

[Back to Nature]

The intelligence part is questionable!

They're book smart, but that's the extent of it. One of them tried very hard to convince me that the stuffed fish on his wall was a variety of dolphin. He wouldn't believe me when I said dolphins are mammals, and no mammal I know of has scales. So I finally looked it up and he changed the subject.

Ahhh.... There is a fish called a dolphin. Beautiful species, yellow, blue and green. And very tasty as well.

The common dolphin fish better known by it's Hawaiin name "mahi mahi".

Well, he thought it was a legit dolphin. If he had said "dolphin fish", that would've been different.

That reminds me that I wanted to go fishing... Shark fishing...