Peteyfoozer’s Journey (because journaling’s not enough)

[farmerjan]

How much do you want for the black cow? The guy that takes care of the cow can come too.

 

[peteyfoozer]

Gambling addiction hotlines would do so much better...If every fifth caller was a winner.

 

[peteyfoozer]

If pigs could really fly, I bet their wings would be delicious.