greybeard
Herd Master
I suggest you begin and end your tour of 'Indja' with Calcutta (now called Kolkota) and Delhi, and book a boat trip up the 'gorgeous' Ganges River..Maybe one day will learn it good enough to visit India. Good incentive, huh?
(Hire bodyguards and then hire a different set of bodyguards to protect you from the 1st bodyguards)
Don't forget scenic Mumbai (formerly Bombay) with the world's largest shantytown where women, young boys, and girls are openly regarded, traded, and treated as chattel.