Xerocles
Loving the herd life
You explained that before. I DON'T BLAME HER!Lady Baa Baa used to come to me for petting and attention-----until I started doing fecals. She hates it and will not forgive me.
How about a belly band (like from a saddle). One end attached to the top of the side frame, lying on the floor until in the headpiece. Then raise it til she's on "tippy toes" (well, I guess goats are always on tippy toes, but you understand) and secure it to the other side rail just like you'd cinch in a saddle ring. Not "suspended" to cause discomfort, but discourages big body shifts...or even kicks, while you are back there getting your "kicks".
I'd druther laugh than be grumpy.
What has really been interesting is tracing it back to one ewe. There will definitely be some changes around here.