Senile Texas Aggie - comic relief for the rest of you

[RollingAcres]

@farmerjan ….….Oh NO you DON'T!!! I have a 35 year old son, works hard, never married, no "woods colts" running around......if there's a hard working country gal out there that doesn't have half a dozen kids, all with different daddys, one that likes cows, a garden and ain't affeered of work, SHE'S MINE!!! Lordy, I been lookin' to git that boy married off!

Maybe there are twin sisters out there, both hard working country gals, both like cows, gardening, canning and all that good stuff...,one can marry @Baymule 's son and the other can marry @farmerjan 's son.

 

[Senile_Texas_Aggie]

So it's agreed, then that both Miss @farmerjan and her son must post pictures of themselves so that the rest of us can get to work finding them some partners. (You can post the pictures right here on my journal if you like.)

On an entirely unrelated note, I finally got the soil test results back for 5 different pasture areas. I would like you folks who know more about this kind of stuff to weigh in. First, the east pasture directly in front of the house:


Next, the south pastures (the two long narrow pastures just north of the overgrown area):


Next, the northwest pasture, just north of the house:


Next, the north pasture, next to the road:


Finally, the quail sanctuary pasture:


What sayest thee, oh wise BYHers?

Senile Texas Aggie

 

[RollingAcres]

Umm STA not sure if you are aware, your name and address is listed on the test results. You might want to cover that up if you don't want others to see it.

 

[RollingAcres]

So it's agreed, then that both Miss @farmerjan and her son must post pictures of themselves so that the rest of us can get to work finding them some partners. (You can post the pictures right here on my journal if you like.)

We would have to start a "dating journals" for @farmerjan and also her son.

 

[Senile_Texas_Aggie]

Umm STA not sure if you are aware, your name and address is listed on the test results. You might want to cover that up if you don't want others to see it.

You are right, I forgot about that. Oh, well, that will make it easier for folks to find me when they decide to come tar and feather me.

 

[Mike CHS]

I'm not sure what you are asking. I didn't look at all of the pages since I kept getting locked up but all except the quail area shows the current soil state and the recommended fertilizer amounts to use per acre. All of them need lime to adjust the PH and needs to be put on as soon as possible to give it time to work prior to fertilizing.

 

[Rammy]

@farmerjan ….….Oh NO you DON'T!!! I have a 35 year old son, works hard, never married, no "woods colts" running around......if there's a hard working country gal out there that doesn't have half a dozen kids, all with different daddys, one that likes cows, a garden and ain't affeered of work, SHE'S MINE!!! Lordy, I been lookin' to git that boy married off!


@Latestarter aw com'on! Rocking chairs? I know farmerjan said her joints don't flop around just right, but I wuz thankin' sumpin a little more interestin'......like fishing, maybe. Sitting in a boat, might catch a fish, sounds better than a rocking chair date!

Too bad Im in my 50's or Id be the perfect DIL for you. I don't have kids, love cows, and work my pattootie off. I can send pics. You'll see I have no butt. Love to garden and ride tractors. Does he like older women? Haha.....

 

[greybeard]

Maybe there are twin sisters out there, both hard working country gals

There are and were indeed 2 hard working twin gals that every Native Texan loves.
Where are they now? ..... not sure.

 

[RollingAcres]

There are and were indeed 2 hard working twin gals that every Native Texan loves.
Where are they now? ..... not sure.
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Good one!
They are probably in some collector's backyard.

 

[RollingAcres]

Too bad Im in my 50's or Id be the perfect DIL for you. I don't have kids, love cows, and work my pattootie off. I can send pics. You'll see I have no butt. Love to garden and ride tractors. Does he like older women? Haha.....

Hahaha! Rammy, self-advertising over there. LOL