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huh? :hide Think I've been pretty straight forward and clearly outspoken that I am NOT interested in a 3rd Mrs. LS. in any way shape or form. I got fooled once, then fooled twice, I will not give/allow/consider ANY chance of being fooled a third time. This old goat is a confirmed bachelor, and progressing steadily toward hermit status. There aint a gal out there with the patience/desire/willingness/ability to put up with me and I don't have the desire to change for anyone. I'm too picky/opinionated/old fashioned/stubborn/and just plain set in my ways. This old dog is not willing to learn "new tricks" to start/maintain a long term relationship.
Well, now ain't you the proverbial silver tongued devil.....
(watch him girls....I bet he can charm a cow right out of her calf with all those slick words..and he can cook too!)

Oh, and At your age (and mine) "long term" is a relative term...
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huh? :hide Think I've been pretty straight forward and clearly outspoken that I am NOT interested in a 3rd Mrs. LS. in any way shape or form. I got fooled once, then fooled twice, I will not give/allow/consider ANY chance of being fooled a third time. This old goat is a confirmed bachelor, and progressing steadily toward hermit status. There aint a gal out there with the patience/desire/willingness/ability to put up with me and I don't have the desire to change for anyone. I'm too picky/opinionated/old fashioned/stubborn/and just plain set in my ways. This old dog is not willing to learn "new tricks" to start/maintain a long term relationship.

Amen to that!

Thought Id edit this to clarify. I feel the same way concerning getting remarried. Dont think anyone could put up with me either. Too set in my ways. My first answer was in agreement with LS.
 
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Maybe you and LS could be room mates. What fun having two "impossible to live with" people living together. The Odd Couple!

ETA: @Senile_Texas_Aggie you better post something interesting before we stay off topic forever forgetting where we are posting!!!!

That aint gonna happen. o_OI think we both have lived alone long enough we would kill each other. :lol: Plus, I dont do well in the heat and dont want to mess with those fahr aints! :ep
 

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Maybe you and LS could be room mates. What fun having two "impossible to live with" people living together. The Odd Couple!

ETA: @Senile_Texas_Aggie you better post something interesting before we stay off topic forever forgetting where we are posting!!!!
all that denial stuff ain't foolin nobody..
They both just 'playin hard to get'.
 

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Sounds like we need to send our "boys" on a quest for women!!!!!!

I was going to suggest that you and your son would be perfect for @Latestarter and his daughter, but I think LS said he'd have to think about it. Maybe @greybeard is right, though, and LS is just playing hard to get! ;)

Meanwhile, back at the ranch -- er, farm... Yesterday the tractor wouldn't crank. It acted like some kind of safety switch was preventing it from doing so. Both the forward/reverse and gear selector were in neutral, the PTO was disengaged, and the occupant seat switch was working. I was stumped. My wife and I went down to the woods adjacent to the driveway and continued thinning out the woods, leaving the tractor in the shop. I asked my neighbor from whom I bought the tractor if he had any ideas. He came by and was as puzzled as I was. Finally I decided to see if there was anything unusual looking underneath the tractor. The wire from the occupant seat looked OK. The wire from the PTO looked OK. Now, where is the wire to the neutral safety switch. Hmmm... What are this loose wires hanging down? And there is the switch to the transmission that is missing a connector. So when I wired the two ends of the loose wires together (bypassing the neutral safety switch for the moment) and tried starting the tractor, it fired right up! Somehow I had snagged the wire for the neutral safety switch on a fallen limb or maybe a tall stump and ripped it off!

So today I had some catching up to do in moving the debris with the grapple. I got a lot done. But just when I was almost finished, I noticed hydraulic fluid leaking from the right clamp of the grapple! Ugh! So now I will have the fun of trying to figure out where the leak is. Oh, well, it keeps me off the street and out of jail (or a psych ward).

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