Goat Whisperer
Herd Master
This ought to be interestingI've already called them out on the lie but Maurine is going to text them to say she is interested

Every now and then we get spammers calling from Lord knows where telling me I have a bug in my computer...and I love keeping them going. Start screaming OMGosh a few times, asking what I need to do to fix this, act like a crazy nut job for a few minutes and right when they think they hit the jackpot I tell them what I really think of them

@frustratedearthmother That was great!
