Twelve thousand Step Program for GAS

[Missy]

Nearly have heart failure when internet is down and you can't get your daily does of OTHER peoples goats (since what you have is clearly not enough

 

[greenfamilyfarms]

When you realize you have more pictures of your pregnant goats than pictures you have of yourself pregnant.

 

[Ariel72]

When mother-in-law asks what you want for Christmas and you ask for TSC giftcard. She says,"Thats no fun. What do you want for yourself." Can't convince mother-in-law that stuff for the goats really is fun and what I want most in all the world.

You skip buying something cute for you to wear so you can buy your new goat a pink collar.

You tough it out and don't go to the doctor so you can take your goat to the vet instead.

You plan your garden based on what goats like to eat.

X2 but I don't have GAS.

Oh really? You must accept yourself for who you are terrilhb! Honestly I've always thought goats were pretty great, but now I have one and I'm on a whole other plain of existance.

 

[Queen Mum]

 

[Queen Mum]

When the smell of goat vomit is "not so bad really."

 

[Ariel72]

When the smell of goat vomit is "not so bad really."

I have yet to experience this:/

 

[MrsDieselEngineer]

When the smell of goat vomit is "not so bad really."

I'm afraid I have a very bad case of GAS.... LOL

 

[WhiteMountainsRanch]

OMG I have GAS!!!!


Thank you guys for helping me figure out my "condition"!