You might be country if ...

[Kitsara]

If you choose your clothes by asking yourself if it's goat edible or not.

 

[Southern by choice]

When you are outside with your pups at night and the turkey flies down off the roof of your house... and it's normal.

 

[Azriel]

You go to an auction a few towns over, buy a yearling bull, haul him home in your van and wonder why all the town folk are pointing at you as said bull is hanging his head over your shoulder as you drive.

 

[Southern by choice]

 

[goatboy1973]

We had one just like it growing up. The M's are huge and this is the 1st tractor I ever drove. Ours was a 1949 and my great grandfather and his brother went in together and bought the M and a cub as a package deal. Good lookin' tractor.

 

[LadyCedar]

When someone slips you store bought eggs or milk, and you can't get em down!

 

[SA Farm]

- you're driving home with a box full of ducks in the backseat and someone in the next lane tries to take a picture!
- you have about 10 folders of farm animal pics on your computer and 1 of people.
- you go out and feed and water all your animals before you even consider eating breakfast for yourself.
- you're dropping a goat off at its new home and it's loose in the backseat of your car and all you hope is that it doesn't pee, but you don't care if it poops.
- you're willing to drive 8 hours to pick up a new animal, but you hate driving the 1 or so to visit friends/family.
- you don't want to go to family gatherings because you have chicks hatching or a goat kidding.
When you read through 16 pages of You Might be Country if.... and you can still think of some answers! lol

 

[Southern by choice]

ALL of those are so true! Had me LOL!

 

[frustratedearthmother]

"you're willing to drive 8 hours to pick up a new animal, but you hate driving the 1 or so to visit friends/family"

Guilty...

 

[Southern by choice]

I don't mind the hour or so drive IF they have goats.