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This came in my feed. Thought you might all enjoy.
You might be a farmer…
• If your dog spends more time each week riding in your Ute than your partner does.
You might be a farmer
• If you’ve ever had to wash off your boots in the back yard with a garden hose, or strip down to your jocks in the carport before entering the house because of mud, manure or both.
You might be a farmer
• If you’ve ever used baling twine or wire to attach a license plate, patch a fence, or to tie square-baled hay to the roof of your car.
You might be a farmer
• If you can remember the fertiliser rate, seed population, herbicide rate, and yields from farms you have leased the past three years, but cannot recall your wedding anniversary.
You might be a farmer
• If you’ve driven off the road while rubber-necking at your neighbours crops or cattle.
You might be a farmer
• If you have ever used duct-tape, hanky or old piece of rag as a bandage for bleeding hands from barbed wire fence repairs.
You might be a farmer
• If you refer to land using the names of the farmers who owned them a generation ago.
You might be a farmer
• If the equipment in your shed is 10 times more valuable than what is parked in your garage.
You might be a farmer
• If buying new clothes and boots means your town clothes can now be used for work.
You might be a farmer
• If your family becomes instantly silent when the weather comes on the news each night.
You might be a farmer
• If family picnics are most commonly shared on the tailgate of a Ute during sowing or harvest season.
You might be a farmer
• If using an elevator relates to grain harvest rather than in a tall city building.
You might be a farmer
• If regular social conversation with your closest friends at the local involves rainfall, equipment repairs, hybrids, or herbicides.
You might be a farmer
• If spending time alone with your partner in the evening means they are holding the flashlight while you fix something.
You might be a farmer
• And finally, if you won $1,000,000 from the lottery your life would not change that much. You’d keep right on farming, maybe with newer equipment and more land, but you’d keep farming because that is who you are and what you do.
You might be a farmer…
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T.O.R.............................
You might be a farmer…
• If your dog spends more time each week riding in your Ute than your partner does.
You might be a farmer
• If you’ve ever had to wash off your boots in the back yard with a garden hose, or strip down to your jocks in the carport before entering the house because of mud, manure or both.
You might be a farmer
• If you’ve ever used baling twine or wire to attach a license plate, patch a fence, or to tie square-baled hay to the roof of your car.
You might be a farmer
• If you can remember the fertiliser rate, seed population, herbicide rate, and yields from farms you have leased the past three years, but cannot recall your wedding anniversary.
You might be a farmer
• If you’ve driven off the road while rubber-necking at your neighbours crops or cattle.
You might be a farmer
• If you have ever used duct-tape, hanky or old piece of rag as a bandage for bleeding hands from barbed wire fence repairs.
You might be a farmer
• If you refer to land using the names of the farmers who owned them a generation ago.
You might be a farmer
• If the equipment in your shed is 10 times more valuable than what is parked in your garage.
You might be a farmer
• If buying new clothes and boots means your town clothes can now be used for work.
You might be a farmer
• If your family becomes instantly silent when the weather comes on the news each night.
You might be a farmer
• If family picnics are most commonly shared on the tailgate of a Ute during sowing or harvest season.
You might be a farmer
• If using an elevator relates to grain harvest rather than in a tall city building.
You might be a farmer
• If regular social conversation with your closest friends at the local involves rainfall, equipment repairs, hybrids, or herbicides.
You might be a farmer
• If spending time alone with your partner in the evening means they are holding the flashlight while you fix something.
You might be a farmer
• And finally, if you won $1,000,000 from the lottery your life would not change that much. You’d keep right on farming, maybe with newer equipment and more land, but you’d keep farming because that is who you are and what you do.
You might be a farmer…
T.O.R.............................