Baymule thanks …we hare fortifying and refortifying now the fence is in since that photos …I have to let my husband go though his paces ..I wanted "hog fencing from day one ..but I married an engineer who lives his life inventing things ..so he wanted to reinvent the wheel IE fence ..and now he is sorry he did not listen … last night he looked at me and said "I am defeated by a pig" he was defeated and bought better fencing instead of whatever it was he was doing out there…wow this pig has completely occupied our days! we can not leave the house for more than a few hours together someone has to be here! Can I give him a valium??? I actually caught myself googling "can pigs have valium" I was ready to give him one of my coveted dental valium yesterday while we were fixing the fence ! I had NO idea what the heck I was in for when this guy walked into the yard….now I wonder what kind of karmic debt I am paying off here …if I believed such a thing I would believe this was some kind of weird cosmic pay back !!!
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Bacon is a
tyrant …I am afraid he will eat my ducks next week when they are no longer his buddies and he figures out they are food…! he is so big alread… I am terrified of my neighbors pristine gardens and him getting loose and destroying decades of valuable plantings …we fortified the fence yesterday
OY!!!!!! I am saying a lot of bad words right now ..admittedly I am laughing a lot too but this "free pig" is expensive! fortunately we needed this fencing and when he is gone it will be repurposed …but I am in the midst of a kitchen remodel I wanted finished before the end to eh month and running out the door while trying to do paint and tile is just making this retirement a little challenging …I can send him to my friends but at this point you guys don't you think I should keep trying ? In the end ..we do love bacon and ..yes he is already looking more like food to me and less like a cute little smart pig ..pigs can be A$$H#L%s!!!
so now since the photo above we have fortified fencing and it is hot as hell and he has figured out how to get out of that so today we are refortifying the hot wires and putting another fence outside the fence ..we had him contained for 4 hours ..a record now since we took him off the deck.

he is just so BAD!!! but kind of hysterical at the same time! if he just stays "bad" where he is and doesnt get out of our yard ..or eat a duck ..or kill either one of us and bury us in the yard …look at that amazing soil! guess where I will be having a garden next year! I wish I could put him on a leash and plow several places ..
I have a question has anyone tried a dog pinch collar on a pig? can I put him on some kind of leash during the day? We can get him to pass out and lie down for a bit now and I picked him up yesterday (he is about 40lbs now I think he felt like a giant bag of flour_ they do not have much of a neck and all I can imagine is he is going to squeal scream and flip around? My husband is convinced he can get control of this demon with a pinch collar …smart as he is I do not think my husband thinks this thing out in a larger picture but whatever Bacon is still small enough not to do too much damage to him…. is this the terrible teens for pigs? does he need ritalin ? ..I was serious about the valium ..but not sure I could medicate a pig I was going for organic free range LOLOL! a valium is not organic free range
Will this pig calm down or will he always be a tyrant?
is there a pig leash thing I can put on him to contain him or walk him in our yard…
OH and yesterday we made him a kong ball out of bowling ball and put peanut butter in the finger holes it pissed him off but he did play with it for a while ..do you have any ideas for toys ..we have been putting root veg in like someone recommended for him to dig up but he really does have ADHD right now and he wants "out" bad so those two things distract him from play …so if anyone knows what keeps a pig busy besides digging up the garden and eating eggs?
sorry for the long rant but I am pretty isolated in this adventure ..since I live in town and pigs just do not walk around here… not something I can really talk about with the neighbors ..in fact i would rather they do not know and since all of them have hearing issues so far they don't …