Queen Mum
N.E.R.D.
I've been hand milking since I was a teenager. Takes me just a few minutes to milk out a dairy goat. Takes me a little longer to milk a cow. I like it. I came from a small farm in the US where we didn't have machines. Our cows were hand milked. The milk was hand cranked to separate it and butter was hand churned. Cheese was made the old fashioned way. Food was canned in jars. The fields were tilled by hand.
I remember when I was a teenager I went to a big dairy farm in Denmark and the farmer asked me if I knew how to milk cows. I said, "Yaw!" I went out to the barn and he handed me this 'thing' with all these dodads hanging down. I knew what it was but didn't know how to use it. I got kicked repeatedly trying to put it on. He said, "I thought you said you could milk cows." I got a pail and showed him. He took me to the 'other part' of the barn with the "problem cows". I stripped his 8 problem cows in NO time. No kicking, no dirty milk. That was my job for the rest of the summer. He said his cows liked my soft touch. LOL! It was the first time in forever anyone ever said my hands were ladylike. (I have big square hands.) I never did tell him that I had only hand milked a cow one time but I had watched my Papa do it HUNDREDS of times. I knew all of his tricks and I was a great observer of animals.
I remember when I was a teenager I went to a big dairy farm in Denmark and the farmer asked me if I knew how to milk cows. I said, "Yaw!" I went out to the barn and he handed me this 'thing' with all these dodads hanging down. I knew what it was but didn't know how to use it. I got kicked repeatedly trying to put it on. He said, "I thought you said you could milk cows." I got a pail and showed him. He took me to the 'other part' of the barn with the "problem cows". I stripped his 8 problem cows in NO time. No kicking, no dirty milk. That was my job for the rest of the summer. He said his cows liked my soft touch. LOL! It was the first time in forever anyone ever said my hands were ladylike. (I have big square hands.) I never did tell him that I had only hand milked a cow one time but I had watched my Papa do it HUNDREDS of times. I knew all of his tricks and I was a great observer of animals.