Coffee is in the carfe and it's hot so BE CAREFUL! I don't need to have a lawsuit because someone poured coffee on their lap by not paying attention to where they were trying to sit their cup and missed the table.
It's not Alaskans fault he forgets, it's that wild bunch of his and old age. Heck, I'm still younger than 40 and I sometimes forget where I sit my own coffee cup down at especially if it's a busy day then when I get a moment to breathe I end up finding it and still drink it even if its cold.
I've experienced one earthquake as a kid.
I was playing minecraft in turkey, with my aunts and stuff.
Suddenly, the sofa started to vibrate, then we took the stairs of the apartment down and everyone was looking at it, was it going to tip over? Nope. It was a small one.