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Loving the herd life
That's ok, less smelly that way lol.
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HankTheTank
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I'd have to miss school to pick up Violet, bet my mom will have a thing or two to say about that 
Squirrelgirl88
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Tell her its a field trip! And promise to do something "educational" on the way. 
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HankTheTank
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I'll bring a textbook and read on the way there! Perfect!
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HankTheTank
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I finished shaving Bonnie's udder today, it looks pretty good....and then I thought about Elf, and those clippers I was holding, and that curiosity about what she'd look like shaved....I think you can guess what happened from there! She looks a little scruffy (to put it lightly) because she started thrashing halfway through, but I think she'll grow out pretty soon. I didn't take much off. I started on Hank too, but I only got one flank done (it actually looks good! his red gets darker) but he was crying those pathetic little goatie cries, and I just didn't have the heart....I'll redo them later in the summer. If Elf will let me touch her ever again - Thread starter
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HankTheTank
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I have to wait two weeks to pick up Violet.....I'll never survive! TWO WHOLE WEEKS 
Oh well, she should be worth the wait
Oh well, she should be worth the wait
SmallFarmGirl
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HankTheTank said:I have to wait two weeks to pick up Violet.....I'll never survive! TWO WHOLE WEEKS
YAH! Oh & deeeeeeeeepppppp breaths. DEEEP breaths... and repeat. You'll make it. 2 weeks is short.. say that again and again, deep breaths. Repeat.
Ohh forget about all that!Do the happy dance: :bun and celebrate! I'll be waiting for pics! 
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HankTheTank
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I can make it. I can make it. I ca- AAAHHHHHH I"LL NEVER MAKE IT!! TWO WEEKS!!
So my LOVELY home computer decided to crash on me last night, wonderful experience that I hope I never have to do again. I knew he was sick for a long time, but something finally did him in....I suspect it was the Daleks I had set as the background (a Dalek is like a homicidal R2-D2, they're from Dr. Who. Ironically, their most famous line is "EXTERMINATE!" which is just what they did to my computer...)Now I get to use school computers! Oh joy of joys! Ancient computers, most sites are blocked, and I get to share them with everyone in the school! I'm overjoyed!
So my LOVELY home computer decided to crash on me last night, wonderful experience that I hope I never have to do again. I knew he was sick for a long time, but something finally did him in....I suspect it was the Daleks I had set as the background (a Dalek is like a homicidal R2-D2, they're from Dr. Who. Ironically, their most famous line is "EXTERMINATE!" which is just what they did to my computer...)Now I get to use school computers! Oh joy of joys! Ancient computers, most sites are blocked, and I get to share them with everyone in the school! I'm overjoyed!
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HankTheTank
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I'm sick again. This is getting ridiculous. :/
I cancelled on Violet, I figured it was a very long drive and I don't really need another doe. I'm planning on alternating breedings with Elf and Bonnie (Elf one year, Bonnie the next, and so on) and another girl would mess that up, as I don't want to wait two years between kiddings for them. So, no Violet
I've decided (FINAL DECISION! I have to keep telling myself that) to get a wether as a companion for Bonnie. That way I have two pairs of a wether and a doe, and I like wethers personalities better usually. Less hormonal. And if I get a full sized breed I might look into cart pulling with him. Sigh......Goldfish would've been SO much easier. Anyone on here know anything about golfish farming??
I cancelled on Violet, I figured it was a very long drive and I don't really need another doe. I'm planning on alternating breedings with Elf and Bonnie (Elf one year, Bonnie the next, and so on) and another girl would mess that up, as I don't want to wait two years between kiddings for them. So, no Violet
I've decided (FINAL DECISION! I have to keep telling myself that) to get a wether as a companion for Bonnie. That way I have two pairs of a wether and a doe, and I like wethers personalities better usually. Less hormonal. And if I get a full sized breed I might look into cart pulling with him. Sigh......Goldfish would've been SO much easier. Anyone on here know anything about golfish farming??
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HankTheTank
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Brain.....Malfunctioning......must...think...clearly 
What do I DO? Am I getting another goat? What breed what size what shape what age?! *hyperventilates* Old one, young one, imaginary one? Is it smart to get one, would Bonnie really like a friend, if I got a full size could I ACTUALLY manage cart pulling, or would it be a useless?
This is getting ridiculous..... I know I would LIKE one, but do I really want another in the long run? What happens when I finish school or if I have to move? 
I guess I ought to wait and see whats going on with Bonnie and everything....and my brain needs to WORK and not get all confuzzled so I know what the fluff is going on and I need to work out a plan and STICK WITH IT. (I just need to keep telling myself that.....)
^^^my semi-annual rant. wasn't it lovely?
What do I DO? Am I getting another goat? What breed what size what shape what age?! *hyperventilates* Old one, young one, imaginary one? Is it smart to get one, would Bonnie really like a friend, if I got a full size could I ACTUALLY manage cart pulling, or would it be a useless?
This is getting ridiculous..... I know I would LIKE one, but do I really want another in the long run? What happens when I finish school or if I have to move? I guess I ought to wait and see whats going on with Bonnie and everything....and my brain needs to WORK and not get all confuzzled so I know what the fluff is going on and I need to work out a plan and STICK WITH IT. (I just need to keep telling myself that.....) ^^^my semi-annual rant. wasn't it lovely?
