How to stop bird from 💩 & attacking car??

[secuono]

This bird is all over my car!
Mirrors, windshield, doors covered in poop.
Now the thing is attacking non-glass areas!
I need it to stop.
No garage, no trees, nothing, out in the 20acre wide open.
How do I stop this bird, besides it or covering my whole car??
Tried moving it, but I just don't see the damage when elsewhere, aka, it keeps doing it regardless of where or how I park.

 

[Baymule]

This must be a territorial bird! He sees his reflection and tries to beat it up. Since his reflection doesn’t flee from his attacks, the attacks intensify. Your car is the Enemy.

 

[secuono]

Omg, it just ran into my house window! That was loud! It's alive, just a little more dumb.

 

[SageHill]

This bird is all over my car!
Mirrors, windshield, doors covered in poop.
Now the thing is attacking non-glass areas!
I need it to stop.
No garage, no trees, nothing, out in the 20acre wide open.
How do I stop this bird, besides it or covering my whole car??
Tried moving it, but I just don't see the damage when elsewhere, aka, it keeps doing it regardless of where or how I park.
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No idea how to stop it, but what about one of those sticky traps?? That of course would finish off the bird if it got stuck.

 

[Alaskan]

What kind of bird?

I would put streamers on the car. Something that flashes and flutters in the wind.

Of stick one of those flashy garden spinners on a stake near you car... or 4,or 6...

Ok... my mind took a gutter nose dive...

Here, surround your car with THESE

 

[SageHill]

Well duh!! Silly me - around here they use mylar tape in the groves. Reflects and moves in the wind with the slightest breeze.

 

[Alaskan]

Well duh!! Silly me - around here they use mylar tape in the groves. Reflects and moves in the wind with the slightest breeze.

Mylar tape??? No flamingo spinners?

 

[secuono]

What kind of bird?

I would put streamers on the car. Something that flashes and flutters in the wind.

Of stick one of those flashy garden spinners on a stake near you car... or 4,or 6...

Ok... my mind took a gutter nose dive...

Here, surround your car with THESE

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The kind of bird that is small & flies.

 

[farmerjan]

Here's to hoping it hits the window a little harder and takes care of the problem???? Kamikaze bird??? I would agree with @Baymule ...
I guess a shotgun with buckshot is a little much???

 

[R2elk]

I guess a shotgun with buckshot is a little much???

Also illegal as it is a protected species. The only ones that are not protected are house sparrows and starlings. Many states include the collared dove as an invasive species too.