MELS. NEW ADVENTURES

[B&B Happy goats]

 

[B&B Happy goats]

Hello all..it's me ummm Mel...well let me tell ya , it's been pretty crazy being a canine around here lately. First of all, I have realised that this is my home now, so when the gate gets opened and mom tells me to stay...I do (i have seen what's around ...and I got it made here)
Secondly...the fleas are horrible, I along with Missy and Sophie have been covered from head to tail , scratching and going crazy. Mom and Dad have put all kinds of stuff on us, foam killer, topical flea stuff, DE in our under porch hide outs and we have even been sprayed with ACVwith garlic, they are putting herbal stuff in our food along with coconut oil.....our flea collers don't work so they have been tossed out . Today mom came home and she brought some stuff from the place where they had that party where my jewles were stolen , and made me swallow some kinda pill, I tried spittin it out but she said at " 60 bucks a pill boy you swallow it now " so I did..yuck....now she has all these bags of really stinky stuff to put on the lawn to kill them and ticks and ants ( i don't think she likes them any more than we do ) , well at least she is trying to kill them. I could of told her that it's cheaper and less bother to treat the yard than it is to bother us with all the stinky stuff, but you know how humans are !
Sure are happy we didn't get that hurry cane thing that kept them so busy for days, that generator thing drives me crazy!....but we did get extra bones as treats so I was ok with it for awhile....
Well that's all this boy has to say for now, want to say howdy to all my canine friends out there and sure hope your flea problems are few and far between , your BYH friend Mel

 

[RollingAcres]

Dear Mel, Skyler here. I'm sorry that fleas are "bugging" you so much and every sorrier that your mom tried to bother you with some stinky stuff. I hope those pesky fleas will be gone soon.
So far my collar has been working good for me, no itchy for me.
So glad you didn't get that hurry cane thing. Your pit would be a swimming pool.

 

[B&B Happy goats]

Hey skyler, umm Mel here, that was pretty funny " bugging " you .....sure is a long way from my mouth to my tail to chew at em...and when ya smell like a meatball sub...well it just gets distracting ...ya know what I mean...
Glad your collar is working...we just gor a really bad year for them fleas this year.
Your BYH friend Mel

 

[CntryBoy777]

....hey everybody!!.....I agree about whatever is causing these bites I keep getting....and having to be bathed 2x a wk is annoying, but it sure helps keep the itching down....Pops thinks they are being transported by runoff water......like those huge palmetto bugs do.........sorry ya are smelling like a meatball and having to deal with things being in a "scramble" up there.....I'm gonna have to put up with these birds waundering around.....cause they like having them to eat the bugs...I just love to make em fly, that's all........sure hope everything gets better there.....be sure to let us know............

 

[Senile_Texas_Aggie]

You dogs are so funny! Y'all just crack me up!

 

[B&B Happy goats]

Hello all,... it me ummm Mel, I haven't had much to say these days other than everyplace I want to dig a new pit gets wired and filled on on me....so I have taken to barking all night just to irritate mom and dad...and it's working really well too. I get right under their bedroom window and lay ou the outside ramp and bark ... not a warning bark....not a danger bark...just a bark that I know bugs them and makes it hard for them to sleep...I mean it's only fair ...if they want to take my areas of comfort and confine me to only digging one pit and a huge back porch with a comfortable rug to lay on then they need to know I am upset. They haven't said anything to me but I heard dad say to mom...."is he EVER going to stop" she said " only when he decides to stop, just cover your head with your pillow " ....silly humans, they never learn.
That's all I got to say for today, hope all my canine friends are flea free and eating well.
Your BYH friend, Mel

 

[Bruce]

Now Mel, don't push your luck! You've got a good gig going there.

 

[Baymule]

Hey Mel, it's me Trip. My Mom has gone and gotten a new puppy. She got one last year after my ol' buddy Parker died. They new guy is black like Parker, same breed mix, but he ain't Parker. They call him Carson. He's a nice dog and he really likes me, he's kinda growing on me. I sure was lonesome after Parker was gone, Ok, maybe I like Carson a lot. But another puppy? Don't my Mom have enough dogs? This new puppy is called Sentry and he stays with the sheep. I like to come in the house when it is hot or when that Thunder Monster shows up. I can't wait to see how Sentry handles it when the Thunder Monster comes! Mom let me in to see this new kid and I had to put him in his place. I chomped on him, growled real fierce and put him on his back. Hey kid, I AM THE BIG DOG AROUND HERE. I guess he's a nice kid, but still sorta dumb, he's got a lot to learn. Mom says I am not to teach him my bad habits, now what does she mean by that?

 

[B&B Happy goats]

Hey it's me...um Mel....Trip , I am really sorry to hear about your old buddy Parker, I know what it's like to have a big loss of your best friend ..........I'm happy you and Carson are friends now.!!!
ya I am pretty surprised that your mom brought home a puppy, oh my gosh !
I bet your happy to still get inside with that cold air, ...at least your mom respects your place in the pack and makes that puppy stay outside with the sheep and thunder monsters....you need to show him how to pee on that funny wire on the fence....that will get his attention. ... Oh ya and tell him that dads shoes taste really really good. too.....after all , ya got to teach that young whippersnapper that not only are you stonger than him but, ...your alot smarter too !
Hope you and your pack are finding someplace cool to hang while outside, it sure has been a hot summer.
Now the cool weather is heading our way, you should spend some time with that new guy Sentry after you show him those tricks, lol...teach him to be your buddy, you may need his help one day chasing the thunder monsters or those BIG monsters that go up and down the road trying to get in your yard.
Take care of the little guy Trip, your BYH friend Mel