Baymule
Herd Master
It's me, Paris. My Mom and Dad filled in all my holes and laid down cowpanels so I couldn't dig caves up against the house any more. Not just one cow panel, but they laid them 2 deep. I haven't met the new puppy yet, I think I want to eat him. Mom is keeping him away from me. Mom calls me Psycho B!tch, I dunno why. She says I need time to get used to the idea that there is a puppy hanging around and then I can eat...I mean meat, uh... MEET him!