Queen Mum's Dancing in the Rain

[Ms. Research]

There is a fungus among-us. Poor little Ian and Trump Card! Ian got bit on the ear a couple months back. Today I went out and where he got bit, was all white and kind of swollen. It looked like there was dirt on it so I brushed it off and it started to bleed. Then I looked closer and noticed that he had some white stuff on his other ear and his face was kind of crusty. And I noticed his horns had some white stuff around them.

So I asked Dan, the head cheese around here to took a look and he said it looked like a fungus. But just to be sure said I should treat for mites and fungus. So I had to treat him with some Blu Kote, and give him a shot of Cydectin. And I looked at Trump Card and he had some white stuff on his horns too. So he got a shot and some Blu Kote as well. I was sure I had pulled back on the syringe and made sure there was no blood in the needle.

But OMG! Trump Card when I gave him his shot started screaming and turning round and round in circles and crying and crying and crying. Then he ran over to me, just shaking and crying and trembling. He was so upset. I thought I had KILLED him. HE WAS FINE! But did he ever scare ME!

Well, now I have two very purple horned goats.

Oh well purple horns for a while. Hope the fungus is gone quickly.

Poor Trump Card. And poor Queen Mum. Hoping this scary incident is forgotten by both.

K

 

[jodief100]

That would be a problem. Houdini would be emailing all of the goat farms he can find ordering pretty young doelings to be shipped to him. COD of course.

Deer Jodie,

Do you have any does that have any season right now. My owner, Queen Mum said I could have a doe in season. Because I'm so handsome. So if you could send me a doe, I will make sure she is bread and buttered up for you right away. I live in Oklahoma. I am very experienced. I have a friend, Jelly Bean. She can tell you that I make lots of bread and butter pickles. (hee, hee, that's a goat joke.)

Truly,

Houdini Casanova (the Great)

PS, make sure she is beautiful like that Tall Mama goat, but doesn't push us handsome shorter guys down the hills.
PPS, what I lack in stature, I more than make up for in personality, strength and stamina.

Deer Houdini,

My name is Jaz and I would love to come and visit with you. I am a full size LaMancha but I am the smallest goat here and I get pushed around. Below you see me with my babies from last year. They are beautiful but they are getting big. I would love to have babies that will stay small.

Best Regards,
Jaz

 

[marlowmanor]

That would be a problem. Houdini would be emailing all of the goat farms he can find ordering pretty young doelings to be shipped to him. COD of course.

Deer Jodie,

Do you have any does that have any season right now. My owner, Queen Mum said I could have a doe in season. Because I'm so handsome. So if you could send me a doe, I will make sure she is bread and buttered up for you right away. I live in Oklahoma. I am very experienced. I have a friend, Jelly Bean. She can tell you that I make lots of bread and butter pickles. (hee, hee, that's a goat joke.)

Truly,

Houdini Casanova (the Great)

PS, make sure she is beautiful like that Tall Mama goat, but doesn't push us handsome shorter guys down the hills.
PPS, what I lack in stature, I more than make up for in personality, strength and stamina.

Deer Houdini,

My name is Jaz and I would love to come and visit with you. I am a full size LaMancha but I am the smallest goat here and I get pushed around. Below you see me with my babies from last year. They are beautiful but they are getting big. I would love to have babies that will stay small.

http://www.backyardherds.com/forum/uploads/1751_jaz_and_babies.jpg

Best Regards,
Jaz

Looks like we've got a regular goat dating site in the works!

 

[Queen Mum]

Deer Houdini,

My name is Jaz and I would love to come and visit with you. I am a full size LaMancha but I am the smallest goat here and I get pushed around. Below you see me with my babies from last year. They are beautiful but they are getting big. I would love to have babies that will stay small.

Best Regards,
Jaz

Dear Jaz,

You have the most beautiful lovely long legs and a wonderful strong face. I can see that you have a strong personality. I would stand on any bale of hay for you. Of course, my sons would be strong and muscular like me. But maybe my daughters would be delicate like a daisy, like their beautiful mother.

I shall dream of our time together when it is freezing tonight and hope that it warms me. (Please do not whisper these dreams to Jelly Bean. She may be jealous.) I must go now as Shaking Shandy is calling and I have to call back to her to calm her.

Houdini

 

[SmallFarmGirl]

Deer Houdini,

My name is Jaz and I would love to come and visit with you. I am a full size LaMancha but I am the smallest goat here and I get pushed around. Below you see me with my babies from last year. They are beautiful but they are getting big. I would love to have babies that will stay small.

http://www.backyardherds.com/forum/uploads/1751_jaz_and_babies.jpg

Best Regards,
Jaz

Dear Jaz,

You have the most beautiful lovely long legs and a wonderful strong face. I can see that you have a strong personality. I would stand on any bale of hay for you. Of course, my sons would be strong and muscular like me. But maybe my daughters would be delicate like a daisy, like their beautiful mother.

I shall dream of our time together when it is freezing tonight and hope that it warms me. (Please do not whisper these dreams to Jelly Bean. She may be jealous.) I must go now as Shaking Shandy is calling and I have to call back to her to calm her.

Houdini

Boy... This is SO funny! Keep it up please!

 

[77Herford]

I was a little disapointed, I thought we had Houdini babies.

Good for you, he is learning what a good life is like.

Yes, I thought I would see Houdini kids but good job.

 

[Ms. Research]

Houdini, Wow, a beautiful girl like Jazz. Who's babies are just gorgeous so you know Houdini genes could really be a nice mixture with this doe. lol

Beautiful Doe, Jodie.

Handsome Buck, Queen Mum.

Thanks, enjoyed the imaginary letter writing. But truly love the pics.

K

 

[Queen Mum]

I can HARDLY wait for Houdini/Jelly Bean babies. Should I call them Houdini Beanie Babies? Or Beanie Houdini Babies? I've decided to disbud them. I'm hoping for doelings. In that case, they will be Matilda and Erin.

And if Mama turns out to have some Houdini kids, I was thinking if one is a buckling and one a doeling they will be called Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman. If it's two bucklings and one is bigger than the other, they will be Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwartzenegger. Big names for little goats, but if they are Houdini's kids they will be able to handle it.

 

[SmallFarmGirl]

I can HARDLY wait for Houdini/Jelly Bean babies. Should I call them Houdini Beanie Babies? Or Beanie Houdini Babies? I've decided to disbud them. I'm hoping for doelings. In that case, they will be Matilda and Erin.

And if Mama turns out to have some Houdini kids, I was thinking if one is a buckling and one a doeling they will be called Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman. If it's two bucklings and one is bigger than the other, they will be Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwartzenegger. Big names for little goats, but if they are Houdini's kids they will be able to handle it.

Ohh goodie! BABIES!

 

[autumnprairie]