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Vickir73
Ridin' The Range
cook off was a blast!!! not as hung over as I thought I would be. will try to post a few picks later (phones dead). Got to bed around 2 am and was only an hour late to work
Most of the stories can't be repeated on this forum, but there was one Navy Seal that I really wanted to take home and keep as a pet
Lots of alcohol, bbq, music, and cowboys!!!! yeeeeehaw!!
here's a mental picture for you. I'm in the port-o-don't look at anything or touch anything or take a breath in-can. I'm trying to squat without touching the seat, hold my pants with one hand and the other hand is holding onto the door to help with the squat (since I'm having trouble balancing for some reason) and I'm on my tip toes so that I can still be squatting in a position to make sure the only thing touching any portion of the blue coffin is my hand holding onto the door, but still trying to aim so I don't pee on my pants and then - BAM!!! - leg cramp!!!!!!!!
Let's just say it didn't end well . . . or dry.
here's a mental picture for you. I'm in the port-o-don't look at anything or touch anything or take a breath in-can. I'm trying to squat without touching the seat, hold my pants with one hand and the other hand is holding onto the door to help with the squat (since I'm having trouble balancing for some reason) and I'm on my tip toes so that I can still be squatting in a position to make sure the only thing touching any portion of the blue coffin is my hand holding onto the door, but still trying to aim so I don't pee on my pants and then - BAM!!! - leg cramp!!!!!!!!
Let's just say it didn't end well . . . or dry.