redtailgal
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You know they're city if...
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SDGsoap&dairy
Loving the herd life
Talk about a drama queen!
freemotion
Self Sufficient Queen
He went to the ER???? Sheesh! Grow some nuggets! (Like redtailgal's niece tried to!)
michickenwrangler
Loving the herd life
The guy I'm seeing brought his 8 yr old daughter for an afternoon "on the farm."
After my 6 yr old daughter thoroughly educated her about chicken sex, his daughter remarked at dinner, "That's cheating! You don't buy your eggs at the store like other people. You just go out and get them. That's not fair!"
After my 6 yr old daughter thoroughly educated her about chicken sex, his daughter remarked at dinner, "That's cheating! You don't buy your eggs at the store like other people. You just go out and get them. That's not fair!"
elevan
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My uncle and his 2 kids came to visit and to see the critters. The kids are 11(boy) and 14(girl).
His girl decided that she "just couldn't go into the field" ...there was poo in there that she might step in and she was wearing flip flops.
His boy went into the field and was literally standing next to the calf and when his dad said it was time to leave, he looked at him and said, "But we can't leave, I haven't seen the cow yet!" "Um," I said, "He's standing right next to you" He thought it was a big goat! 
His girl decided that she "just couldn't go into the field" ...there was poo in there that she might step in and she was wearing flip flops.
His boy went into the field and was literally standing next to the calf and when his dad said it was time to leave, he looked at him and said, "But we can't leave, I haven't seen the cow yet!" "Um," I said, "He's standing right next to you"
He thought it was a big goat!
elevan
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freemotion said:He went to the ER???? Sheesh! Grow some nuggets! (Like redtailgal's niece tried to!)
Lizzie098
Ridin' The Range
His boy went into the field and was literally standing next to the calf and when his dad said it was time to leave, he looked at him and said, "But we can't leave, I haven't seen the cow yet!" "Um," I said, "He's standing right next to you" He thought it was a big goat!
LOL! I could only imagin the look on his face!!!
He thought it was a big goat! LOL! I could only imagin the look on his face!!!
elevan
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Yeah, he just couldn't believe THAT was the cow!Lizzie098 said:LOL! I could only imagin the look on his face!!!elevan said:His boy went into the field and was literally standing next to the calf and when his dad said it was time to leave, he looked at him and said, "But we can't leave, I haven't seen the cow yet!" "Um," I said, "He's standing right next to you"
dianneS
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You know they're city if...
They see your horse's tails swatting flies and say "Oh look they're happy, they're wagging their tails!"
They ask if your mother hens "nurse their chicks".
They reach out and TOUCH your electric fence while simultaneously asking "Is this an electric fence?"
You reply, "Yes and you're darn lucky its turned off right now!"
The visitor responds "Why? Doesn't it only shock the animals?"
You, "NO? Why would it only shock the animals?"
Visitor, "Don't they wear shock collars or something?"
They see your horse's tails swatting flies and say "Oh look they're happy, they're wagging their tails!"
They ask if your mother hens "nurse their chicks".
They reach out and TOUCH your electric fence while simultaneously asking "Is this an electric fence?"
You reply, "Yes and you're darn lucky its turned off right now!"
The visitor responds "Why? Doesn't it only shock the animals?"
You, "NO? Why would it only shock the animals?"
Visitor, "Don't they wear shock collars or something?"
jodief100
True BYH Addict
I have heard that one too.jason_mazzy said:
My "city" friends Jennifer and Denise came over to pick up some dog beds I made. They went up to the barn and were enjoying watching all the goats.
Jennifer then squeals and says "look at the huge BALLS on that one"
I am frantically searching the barnyard trying to find the buck because he isn't supposed to be in there when Denise calmly says "Jen, that is an udder"
Denise than asks when they can come over for a goat roast and Jennifer gets a horrified look on her face. Then two days later Jen calls me saying her Laoation friends want to buy a goat for dinner.
