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Pearce Pastures

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LOL!!! That is hilarious! You sure we don't have the same relatives because mine actually live in NC and that sounds just like them! They are all into fresh, home market bought, GMO free, organic, free-range....but they think we are the hillbilliest things for eating what is growing in our barn and in the yard.
 

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Pearce Pastures said:
LOL!!! That is hilarious! You sure we don't have the same relatives because mine actually live in NC and that sounds just like them! They are all into fresh, home market bought, GMO free, organic, free-range....but they think we are the hillbilliest things for eating what is growing in our barn and in the yard.
haha It's crazy. It's funny though because we get to sit and laugh at them!! heheh
 

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...if they think herd is something they did with thier ears.

...if they think a high capacity magizine has more than 20 pages.

...if they think Carhart is something in their automobile.

...if they think by having a bale of grass they'll be in trouble with the law.
 

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goodolboy said:
...if they think herd is something they did with thier ears.

...if they think a high capacity magizine has more than 20 pages.

...if they think Carhart is something in their automobile.

...if they think by having a bale of grass they'll be in trouble with the law.
:yuckyuck

My mom can't understand WHY i'd want chickens since they're so "dirty" and "mean!"

You know they're city if....
They don't know an egg comes out of a chicken's "vent"...and that chickens only have ONE "hole" (vent) that EVERYTHING comes out of. If you DO happen to mention it to them...they REFUSE to EVER eat eggs again!
That turkeys are "dumb" animals.
That dogs would NEVER hurt ANY animals/livestock.
That "organic" produce HAS to come from the store or takes TONS of work to produce.

Hey I was a 'city girl'...grew up in the burbs...but always LOVED going to the family ranches.
 

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When you are walking thru the parking lot of some place like Lowes and you reach your hand into either your pocket of your jeans or your jacket and you pull out a fist-full of hay that you forgot to grab out after handling bales.
 

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...if hay is something you say, not feed

...if you go down stairs to check the mail

...if you only use your mud tires on the weekend

...if you think fresh air stinks

...if you think of rockets when someone says silo
 

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If when you explain to them that they might have to ''cull '' some roosters they think their chickens have a disease. [true story] :rolleyes:
 

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... if they ask you why you put a blindfold on your horse.

So I explained about fly masks...
 
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