CntryBoy777
Herd Master
If ya have to stick your TV antenna on a 50' tower to get a Signal....and hope the wind doesn't blow it 'Out of Line'....
You might be country if ...
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Goat Whisperer
Herd Master
If you are watching stomach contents be drained out of a horse while eating… and it doesn't bother you
ChickenMomma91
Chillin' with the herd
When its nasty out so you wear your rubber boots to work, then after arriving go "oh no, I forgot they had chicken crap on them!" ( I work in a restaurant!)
You talk about the garden plans for the coming season at work so much that your coworkers are looking at your seed catalogs with you when on break and helping to pick out new stuff.
You post so many chicken photos on facebook that even your three yr old niece knows their names! (she has trouble pronouncing them though)
You talk about the garden plans for the coming season at work so much that your coworkers are looking at your seed catalogs with you when on break and helping to pick out new stuff.
You post so many chicken photos on facebook that even your three yr old niece knows their names! (she has trouble pronouncing them though)
ChickenMomma91
Chillin' with the herd
Oh Jenny also sees and barred rock chicken in a photo and goes "Aunt malmal is that peppy (Pepper)?"
Chickens
Loving the herd life
also guiltyThe baby turkeys are hatching and chirping in the incubator on your kitchen table (along with seeds to plant, a chicken catalog and book and collars for the new "kids"( and you're eating dinner at the couch.
You have a brooder set up on the dresser in your bedroom.
The monitor in the livingroom is playing "goat tv". Next episode up new babies due April 6 and 8!
Parts of the milking machine dangles above the kitchen sink on a hook.
Baby goats are enjoying their hay by the woodstove (in a puppy playpen).
Alibo
Loving the herd life
When you wake up one day and realize the only good shoes you have are your poop kickers and your bare feet
When you squat in the stall to pee because you still have another hour of farm chores
When your four year old knows how conception to birth works because he helped pull the kids
When you talk about your kids and people don't know if you are talking about your goat or humans
When you squat in the stall to pee because you still have another hour of farm chores
When your four year old knows how conception to birth works because he helped pull the kids
When you talk about your kids and people don't know if you are talking about your goat or humans
Alibo
Loving the herd life
When kidding season feels better than christmas!
Baymule
Herd Master
When your 20 month old grand daughter knows the difference and says Sheep Poop! Chicken Poop! Horse Poop! Dog Poop!
Chickens
Loving the herd life
When you have to rake the living room carpet before you can vacuum the floor because the straw wont suck up in vac...
When your family brings the kids to your house because they think you have a petting zoo
When the farmers come into work and ask if you know how to keep the dogs from eating his eggs lol
When ur MIL give you the nick name "ellie may"
When u can remember the date time and weight of ur bb kids but cant remember to put gas in the car
When your family brings the kids to your house because they think you have a petting zoo
When the farmers come into work and ask if you know how to keep the dogs from eating his eggs lol
When ur MIL give you the nick name "ellie may"
When u can remember the date time and weight of ur bb kids but cant remember to put gas in the car
Chickens
Loving the herd life
Oh and when you are talking to someone at work and it always ends up about the animals
when you walk away from one of those conversations and ur co workers turn to each other and say "how are your animals...mine are fine how are your animals... well the rooster was crowing at 4 am and the chickens laid hot pink eggs yesterday" they all think theyre funny lol
when you walk away from one of those conversations and ur co workers turn to each other and say "how are your animals...mine are fine how are your animals... well the rooster was crowing at 4 am and the chickens laid hot pink eggs yesterday" they all think theyre funny lol
