Baymule
Herd Master
@JoyfulGoats "liked" this post today and I thought about it, decided to update.Chicken poop is worth it's weight in gold.
You U-turn for bags of leaves.
And on that fence envy.......a BIG FAT YES!!! And DRIVEWAY ENVY TOO!!!
And BARN ENVY!!
I have piles of lumber and used tin in the garage for my "someday" barn (that actually is fixing to happen) and can't get the vehicles in the garage (2-car)
Fence envy: We moved 2-14-15 and still have not finished the fencing. LOL But I have the 200' rolls of 2"x4"x48" non climb wire waiting.....
Driveway envy: from the road to over the culvert up to the front gate-it is rock. The circle in front of the house is rock. The 100' in between is wood chip mulch. It at least keeps the dust down. I strongly ADMIRE asphalt or concrete driveways!
Piles of lumber in the garage: We moved them and put them under the brand new carport we had put up! At one point I could park my tractor under the carport. A hail storm was coming one night and my husband told me to back the tractor out and put my car under the carport. You might be country if......you not only say no, but HELL NO! MY tractor is NOT going to get beat to crap by a hail storm!
Barn Envy: YES!!! I now have a 36'x36' new BARN!!!! And we used my piles of used/reject/cull lumber! We did buy brand new R panel metal for the roof and sides. So I don't have barn envy any more.
Back to the piles of lumber.......I added MORE to it....... back to not being able to park either vehicle or the tractor either, under the carport......
We have over 30 bags of leaves.......
I have a chicken poop compost pile......YES!!!
You might be country if......
You stopped power line contractors that were chipping up tree branches and asked if they needed a place to dump the wood chips.......and over 80 truck loads later, they have finally gone to another location.....
You measure wealth by piles of wood chip mulch, bags of leaves, piles of lumber, piles of used tin, AND you just scored 64 cement blocks from a torn down building AND you got them for FREE!
The neighbor offered cow manure mixed with hay from the winter holding lot and you got 2 eight yard dump trailer loads......and this makes you happy......very, very, happy.....
All the neighbors think you're 'effing NUTS